I need nice swears

[Hadrian]

Ok gonna be doing Tempcast on Friday and I am gonna be a good boy and try not to swear so erm I need some alternatives like:

Gee wizz
Gosh
Fudge
Dang
Golly

I did consider frig but to frig is to please someone by pulling their knickers hard on their lady bits. Also bugger is out too.

 

[science]

Shucks

 

[bunnybreaker]

damn
crap
darn
fork
folk
poo
pants
fruck
cripes
twat (although it is equivalent to "pussy", just much less harsh)

 

[Westside]

 

[Hadrian]

damn
crap
darn
fork
folk
poo
pants
fruck
cripes
twat (although it is equivalent to "pussy", just much less harsh)

To me, twat is up there with fuck, shit, cu...well you get it really.

 

[MaHe]

Oh. Shoot!

 

[Mangofett]

How about some wizard swears?

 

[Veho]

I was about to suggest that.

Also, sugar.

Goodness gracious me.

 

[jefffisher]

recently i've been using nutcrackers instead of fuck seems to be doing well if you don't know about it already head over to unsultmonger.com for all your swearing needs

 

[Sinkhead]

You could make up your own random ones, like instead of "nobody gives a fuck" you can say something like "nobody gives a flying gypsy"

 

[WeaponXxX]

kumquat

 

[Veho]

Meekrob.

 

[mthrnite]

Say anything you want, I'll just replace 'em with funny "BOING" sound effects, old car horns, etcetera.

 

[Westside]

Try replacing fuck with cock, it sounds really funny.
"Cock! I'm late for school!"
"What the cock?" (WTC)

 

[Ducky]

I always have a word which has no connection to anything , And thats my swear words.. like " YOU SON OF A TACO" " GO SUCK MY MONKEY'S PIZZA" "MAN THIS GUY MAKES A GREAT IMPRESSION ON THE TOMAETO PEOPLE"

 

[Hadrian]

I've decided to use funk in place of fuck ala censored Shaun of the Dead.

 

[tjas]

say chips istead of shit.. thats what they teach kids here xD

 

[Orc]

What the fuck is this shit? I need my verbal abuse Tempcast!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Flippin 'eck
Bloomin 'eck
Blast(ed)
Flamin' 'eck
Bloomin'
Flippin'
Flamin'
Dog gone

 

[Veho]

Try some of these: the greatest swearwords of science fiction.