I need nice swears

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Hadrian, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. Hadrian
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    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Oct 12, 2004
    Ok gonna be doing Tempcast on Friday and I am gonna be a good boy and try not to swear so erm I need some alternatives like:

    Gee wizz
    Gosh
    Fudge
    Dang
    Golly

    I did consider frig but to frig is to please someone by pulling their knickers hard on their lady bits. Also bugger is out too.
     
  2. science

    science science rules

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    Shucks
     
  3. bunnybreaker

    bunnybreaker GBAtemp Fan

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    damn
    crap
    darn
    fork
    folk
    poo
    pants
    fruck
    cripes
    twat (although it is equivalent to "pussy", just much less harsh)
     
  4. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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  5. Hadrian
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    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    To me, twat is up there with fuck, shit, cu...well you get it really.
     
  6. MaHe

    MaHe one lazy schmo

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    Oh. Shoot!
     
  7. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    How about some wizard swears?

     
  8. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I was about to suggest that.

    Also, sugar.

    Goodness gracious me.
     
  9. jefffisher

    jefffisher GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    recently i've been using nutcrackers instead of fuck seems to be doing well if you don't know about it already head over to unsultmonger.com for all your swearing needs
     
  10. Sinkhead

    Sinkhead yay p1ngpong.

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    You could make up your own random ones, like instead of "nobody gives a fuck" you can say something like "nobody gives a flying gypsy"
     
  11. WeaponXxX

    WeaponXxX Too F'in Blonde

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    Currently in Chicagoooooooo
    kumquat
     
  12. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Meekrob.
     
  13. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Say anything you want, I'll just replace 'em with funny "BOING" sound effects, old car horns, etcetera.
     
  14. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    Try replacing fuck with cock, it sounds really funny.
    "Cock! I'm late for school!"
    "What the cock?" (WTC)
     
  15. Ducky

    Ducky QUACKJECTION!

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    I always have a word which has no connection to anything , And thats my swear words.. like " YOU SON OF A TACO" " GO SUCK MY MONKEY'S PIZZA" "MAN THIS GUY MAKES A GREAT IMPRESSION ON THE TOMAETO PEOPLE"
     
  16. Hadrian
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    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    I've decided to use funk in place of fuck ala censored Shaun of the Dead.

     
  17. tjas

    tjas The Gbatemp HRManager

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    say chips istead of shit.. thats what they teach kids here xD
     
  18. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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    What the fuck is this shit? I need my verbal abuse Tempcast! [​IMG]
     
  19. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Flippin 'eck
    Bloomin 'eck
    Blast(ed)
    Flamin' 'eck
    Bloomin'
    Flippin'
    Flamin'
    Dog gone
     
  20. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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