I need nice swears

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Jan 30, 2008

I need nice swears by Hadrian at 8:30 PM (3,189 Views / 0 Likes) 40 replies

  1. Hadrian
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    Ok gonna be doing Tempcast on Friday and I am gonna be a good boy and try not to swear so erm I need some alternatives like:

    Gee wizz
    Gosh
    Fudge
    Dang
    Golly

    I did consider frig but to frig is to please someone by pulling their knickers hard on their lady bits. Also bugger is out too.
     


  2. science

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    Shucks
     
  3. bunnybreaker

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    damn
    crap
    darn
    fork
    folk
    poo
    pants
    fruck
    cripes
    twat (although it is equivalent to "pussy", just much less harsh)
     
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    To me, twat is up there with fuck, shit, cu...well you get it really.
     
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    Oh. Shoot!
     
  7. Linkiboy

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    How about some wizard swears?

     
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    I was about to suggest that.

    Also, sugar.

    Goodness gracious me.
     
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    recently i've been using nutcrackers instead of fuck seems to be doing well if you don't know about it already head over to unsultmonger.com for all your swearing needs
     
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    You could make up your own random ones, like instead of "nobody gives a fuck" you can say something like "nobody gives a flying gypsy"
     
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    Meekrob.
     
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    Say anything you want, I'll just replace 'em with funny "BOING" sound effects, old car horns, etcetera.
     
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    Try replacing fuck with cock, it sounds really funny.
    "Cock! I'm late for school!"
    "What the cock?" (WTC)
     
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    I always have a word which has no connection to anything , And thats my swear words.. like " YOU SON OF A TACO" " GO SUCK MY MONKEY'S PIZZA" "MAN THIS GUY MAKES A GREAT IMPRESSION ON THE TOMAETO PEOPLE"
     
  16. Hadrian
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    I've decided to use funk in place of fuck ala censored Shaun of the Dead.

     
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    say chips istead of shit.. thats what they teach kids here xD
     
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    What the fuck is this shit? I need my verbal abuse Tempcast! [​IMG]
     
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    Flippin 'eck
    Bloomin 'eck
    Blast(ed)
    Flamin' 'eck
    Bloomin'
    Flippin'
    Flamin'
    Dog gone
     
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