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Sorry @PineappleGod everyone on the temp has known the news I am about to tell you for a very long time we just didn't know how to tell you. I'm sorry to say your real parents are dead. They died in a pizza oven after been put on top of a ham and cheese pizza. The good news is they didn't suffer much :rofl2:
 

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Sorry @PineappleGod everyone on the temp has known the news I am about to tell you for a very long time we just didn't know how to tell you. I'm sorry to say your real parents are dead. They died in a pizza oven after been put on top of a ham and cheese pizza. The good news is they didn't suffer much :rofl2:
That sounds like great news tbh, wish I attended the delicious funeral.
 

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Sorry @PineappleGod everyone on the temp has known the news I am about to tell you for a very long time we just didn't know how to tell you. I'm sorry to say your real parents are dead. They died in a pizza oven after been put on top of a ham and cheese pizza. The good news is they didn't suffer much :rofl2:
-_- I know my parents were human, dumdum.
 

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Perhaps... you're Son of the Wholy Spirit.
Have you thought about that? :creep:
More likely the son that resulted from a night wholly on the spirits.

It is also a sad occurrence that many children get named for, and gain some measure of influence from, the events of their conception, and over the years having seen pineapple wine and other pineapple drinks be complete leg bender/leg spreader...
It certainly would also explain the lack of desire to see pineapples get eaten in other threads.


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FAST "Wild Turkey" 6191.
 

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More likely the son that resulted from a night wholly on the spirits.

It is also a sad occurrence that many children get named for, and gain some measure of influence from, the events of their conception, and over the years having seen pineapple wine and other pineapple drinks be complete leg bender/leg spreader...
It certainly would also explain the lack of desire to see pineapples get eaten in other threads.


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FAST "Wild Turkey" 6191.
You are on another spectral plain entirely, my dude. :bow:
 
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