1. PineappleGod

    OP PineappleGod GBAtemp's Favorite Child
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    @GhostLatte just revealed he is not my dad, and I have been living with him for 14 years. He said he banged my mum though. @AmandaRose said my mum is @Chary, which is not true, and I'm so confused. Help? (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)
     
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  2. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    Well all I can say is its definitely nothing to do with me unless some kind of bizarre miracle happened :rofl2:. All evidence points to your momma being @Chary she promised to report on the DNA evidence but has not done so. She is trying to hide the evidence for some reason I think.
     
  3. PineappleGod

    OP PineappleGod GBAtemp's Favorite Child
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    ರ╭╮ರ
     
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  4. CORE

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    Well if I may it is painfully obvious your parents did not want you so what makes you think anyone here would want you or to help you for that matter only a mother could love that face and sadly even she did not so why would anyone else.

    I Love You:creep:
     
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  5. IncredulousP

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    I found your parents!
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. CORE

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    During my Meditations I had a dream I want you to know the truth if nothing else and well you will find your answers at Nintendo.

    It was the bloody Pikmin all along they carried you away and you fell out of the pod because even the Pikmin thought you where too tangy...

    I Still Love You:wub:
     
  7. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    Well with this startling new peice of evidence its beginning to look like Shigeru Miyamoto is your real pappy @PineappleGod
     
  8. GhostLatte

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    I did in fact bang your mom.
     
  9. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    Word on the street is most men have :rofl2:
     
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    When you’re on the McDonalds Dollar Menu, of course.
     
  11. CORE

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    Even you Amanda I seen it and have it on VHS but it dirtied my heads:ohnoes:

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    @GhostLatte You wish you bang everyone and everything that why ur busy driving around in that van pure fantasy.

    Just admit it you have a basement too with Yoda locked in it instead of lifting rocks with his mind he... Oh the horror!

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    Alright I admit it I was in your house last night @AmandaRose but I saw them you have them hanging from the Tree at the back just above the Cybermen chocolate selection boxes.

    She has your parents Pineapple Boy quickly there is still time before the pealing...
     
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  12. AmandaRose

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    mrgrgrgr what are you implying?? I said most men and you reply even you Amanda.
     
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    @AmandaRose You too could not resist those succulent chunks of tangy goodness with the juice running down your Ham before you put it in your Oven.

    And I say get it into you! it F**king Lovely I am looking forward to it too... Sorry Pineapple Boy but if make you feel any better not going to waste:mthr:

    I like plenty of Flavour on my Ham extra salty:P

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. PineappleGod

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    Okay, guys, I'm taking a DNA test. I'm going to get the results in 2 hours.
     
  15. CORE

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    I save you the time your not real im sorry but it just a Computer Simulation.
     
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  16. PineappleGod

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    WTH. According to the DNA test, my dad is @GhostLatte my other dad is @Costello.
    I DON'T HAVE A MOM HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.
     
  17. slaphappygamer

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    Where’s Maury Povich when you need him?

    Also, you are a god and have no parents. You just showed up!
     
  18. AmandaRose

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    He aint a god his parents just named him that to throw him off the scent.
     
  19. PineappleGod

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    Exactly.
     
  20. alexander1970

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    Yes, it is very difficult ... and it also happens on Christmas Eve .....

    Maybe these nice People can help you be your Parents for a while:

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