I need a good lawyer

[AlanJohn]

As title says, I am currently fluded with feuds with other staff
I need a good lawyer so I won't get banned.
I would like a awesome lawyer like O.J. Simpsons or Casey Anthonys lawyers.
Please.
I will pay any money.
any.

 

[nryn99]

you did not believe in me?

 

[Shinigami357]

You don't need a good lawyer... You just need a jury full of idiots...

 

[The Catboy]

I'm a lawyer!

 

[LunaWofl]

This lawyer is -THE- best

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[tagzard]

I shall be your lawyer.

 

[Shinigami357]

Are you trying to worm your way out of troll fight 2012?

 

[TheDreamLord]

ill be ur lawyer. 2 cake crumbs please.

 

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[Holified 2x]

I want to appeal for the job i want let u down

 

[Miss Panda]

As title says, I am currently fluded with feuds with other staff
I need a good lawyer so I won't get banned.
I would like a awesome lawyer like O.J. Simpsons or Casey Anthonys lawyers.
Please.
I will pay any money.
any.

There is of course another much cheaper alternative. Have you considered stopping being naughty.

 

[cwstjdenobs]

If your prepared to give a rookie a chance I'll defend you AJ. I'll start practising just in case.

Spoiler

[titlereparing the defence]
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

There is of course another much cheaper alternative. Have you considered stopping being naughty.

But what about the economy!!!! Without these naughty people many would be out of the job of cleaning up after them, lawyers, Satan, police, people who work in hospitibles, and a never ending list of other jobs.

 

[Maplemage]

Trust me, I have powers.

 

[Wombo Combo]

I would like a awesome lawyer like O.J. Simpsons or Casey Anthonys lawyers.

Some kind of jab at me?

QUOTE(Wombo Combo @ Jul 5 2011, 02:57 PM) If I ever get into any legal trouble I'm going to hire her lawyer and O. J. Simpson's lawyer they get shit done.

 

[Deleted User]

http://www.justin-bieber-law.com/