I need a good lawyer

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Jul 6, 2011

I need a good lawyer by AlanJohn at 2:07 PM (623 Views / 0 Likes) 14 replies

  1. AlanJohn
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    As title says, I am currently fluded with feuds with other staff
    I need a good lawyer so I won't get banned.
    I would like a awesome lawyer like O.J. Simpsons or Casey Anthonys lawyers.
    Please.
    I will pay any money.
    any.
     
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    you did not believe in me?
     
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    You don't need a good lawyer... You just need a jury full of idiots...
     
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    This lawyer is -THE- best

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    I shall be your lawyer.
     
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    Are you trying to worm your way out of troll fight 2012?
     
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    ill be ur lawyer. 2 cake crumbs please.
     
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    There is of course another much cheaper alternative. Have you considered stopping being naughty. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    If your prepared to give a rookie a chance I'll defend you AJ. I'll start practising just in case.

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