I need a good lawyer

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by AlanJohn, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. AlanJohn
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    AlanJohn くたばれ

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    As title says, I am currently fluded with feuds with other staff
    I need a good lawyer so I won't get banned.
    I would like a awesome lawyer like O.J. Simpsons or Casey Anthonys lawyers.
    Please.
    I will pay any money.
    any.
     
  2. Narayan

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    you did not believe in me?
     
  3. Shinigami357

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    You don't need a good lawyer... You just need a jury full of idiots...
     
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    I'm a lawyer!
     
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    This lawyer is -THE- best

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  6. tagzard

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    I shall be your lawyer.
     
  7. Shinigami357

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    Are you trying to worm your way out of troll fight 2012?
     
  8. TheDreamLord

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    ill be ur lawyer. 2 cake crumbs please.
     
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  11. Miss Panda

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    There is of course another much cheaper alternative. Have you considered stopping being naughty. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    If your prepared to give a rookie a chance I'll defend you AJ. I'll start practising just in case.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    But what about the economy!!!! Without these naughty people many would be out of the job of cleaning up after them, lawyers, Satan, police, people who work in hospitibles, and a never ending list of other jobs.
     
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    Why would you care?
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