I Missed Two Months Of School!

[badbwai]

Okay so, due to recent personal issues, I've been away from school for nearly 2 months.
This is Grade 12, Highschool.

If I tell them the true reason why I wasn't there, they would probably NOT believe me because it's just crazy.
Bottom line is...

I need a VERY GOOD excuse.
Like a very technical response that will seem perfectly real (such has a medical or like an accident and I had to be hospitalized, in detail)

I would really, really appreciate any help, I know it's odd but please.
Thanks in advance..!

 

[jan777]

Tell us the true reason.

Also, if you tell them you got hospitalized, wont they ask for some proof?

 

[craplame]

Why'd you miss two months of school in the first place?

 

[BakuFunn]

I'm pretty sure the one-size-fits-all ace card "family emergency" will work here.

What is the real reason? I'm curious to hear this unbelievable event causing you to miss almost a whole semester of school.

 

[badbwai]

It's really personal, hence why I didn't list it

& I got everything else covered, I just need a detailed excuse.

--That was some fast replies, thanks!

Also, I wish I could say the real reason, but I can't.

 

[dinofan01]

for two months of missing school your gonna need a good reason and all the stuff your thinking of aint gonna cut it. the only possible thing is family emergency and your gonna need your parents to explain it to the school and your gonna need to make it up since you most likely wont graduate within the state requirements.....errr territories or districts I mean. Didnt notice u were from canada.

 

[craplame]

It's really personal, hence why I didn't list it

& I got everything else covered, I just need a detailed excuse.

--That was some fast replies, thanks!

Also, I wish I could say the real reason, but I can't.

I don't think anyone would make fun of you. But, it's cool, you don't have to tell us. Yeah, family emergencies would be the best excuse. And ask your mom to sign the letter for you or something.

 

[badbwai]

Okay thanks for the replies guys!
But what kind of family emergency? Any thoughts on more detail?

 

[ChuckBartowski]

Okay so, due to recent personal issues, I've been away from school for nearly 2 months.
This is Grade 12, Highschool.

If I tell them the true reason why I wasn't there, they would probably NOT believe me because it's just crazy.
Bottom line is...

I need a VERY GOOD excuse.
Like a very technical response that will seem perfectly real (such has a medical or like an accident and I had to be hospitalized, in detail)

I would really, really appreciate any help, I know it's odd but please.
Thanks in advance..!

I cant imagine something not medical or a family emergency that would require you missing two months of school.... but whatever. Say that a family member in a foreign country was deathly ill, you and your family went to visit and take care of them before they died. You couldnt inform your school because of the sudden situation. That was the best thing i could think of....

 

[BakuFunn]

Okay thanks for the replies guys!
But what kind of family emergency? Any thoughts on more detail?

Death? Conflict of inheritance? Questioning of if the new family computer can, in fact, run Crysis?

 

[DeadLocked]

If you use a medical reason they will want a doctor's approval and if you say family crisis they will want a letter from a parent/gaurdian.
Can't imagine what you would need to take 2 months off for otherwise...
did your penis fall off and have to be reattached and need time to heal?
:trollface:

 

[lj44]

look, tell the truth. it may seem like its no big deal, but later it will be. Besides, then all you need to do if you get kicked out is go back and retake it.

 

[badbwai]

Thank you Chuck, Baku & Deadlocked for the replies, I appreciate it!
I'm lending towards the reason Chuck posted the most, thanks!

One more question, since I did miss two months, will I need to repeat this semester?
I'm determined to try and catch up back, I will do my best to catch up with whatever means necessary.

Or even if I try hard, will I still need to repeat it, because I've missed so much?
I'm guessing it's a 50/50 Shot and it depends on what my teachers tell me..?

But really, thanks so much for all the replies!

 

[Javacat]

penis

I'll bet a three headed monkey that the real reason is related to this!

 

[ChuckBartowski]

Thank you Chuck, Baku & Deadlocked for the replies, I appreciate it!
I'm lending towards the reason Chuck posted the most, thanks!

One more question, since I did miss two months, will I need to repeat this semester?
I'm determined to try and catch up back, I will do my best to catch up with whatever means necessary.

Or even if I try hard, will I still need to repeat it, because I've missed so much?
I'm guessing it's a 50/50 Shot and it depends on what my teachers tell me..?

But really, thanks so much for all the replies!

you might be able to make it up with some sort of summer school option maybe. If not, then youll probably need to retake a semester of school.

 

[badbwai]

Thank you Chuck, Baku & Deadlocked for the replies, I appreciate it!
I'm lending towards the reason Chuck posted the most, thanks!

One more question, since I did miss two months, will I need to repeat this semester?
I'm determined to try and catch up back, I will do my best to catch up with whatever means necessary.

Or even if I try hard, will I still need to repeat it, because I've missed so much?
I'm guessing it's a 50/50 Shot and it depends on what my teachers tell me..?

But really, thanks so much for all the replies!

you might be able to make it up with some sort of summer school option maybe. If not, then youll probably need to retake a semester of school.

Oh okay, thank you so much.
You've all been a great help!

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Did ever saying "personal reasons" come to mind? And you can't just lie to the school administration, they'll want proof that you were out. Saying you're in the hospital will mean you'll need proof (forms, bills, whatever). I'm just saying you'll need a REALLY good excuse if you want to BS it to the administration.

 

[Uncle FEFL]

If you think "family emergency" will cut it, think again. You'll need to explain it in full detail, and you're parents will probably be asked and whatnot.

You should just tell the truth, unless you went on a murdering spree or something. Then I'd like to suggest you turn yourself in.

 

[badbwai]

If you think "family emergency" will cut it, think again. You'll need to explain it in full detail, and you're parents will probably be asked and whatnot.

You should just tell the truth, unless you went on a murdering spree or something. Then I'd like to suggest you turn yourself in.

Yes, I understand that.
I said before, I can't list my reason but my parents will back me up. (It's nothing illegal !

)

That's exactly what I'm looking for, a fully detailed excuse.
Anyone think they can help me out with that?

There were already some good idea in this thread, but if you guys have anymore ideas, please say!

 

[juggernaut911]

Someone was getting a sex change! /singsongvoice