I love my dog

[iFish]

Man.....I hate my dog so much.

I was on skype via my iPod when i had to pick him up and put him outside. So i did it. he bit me. First time my iPod didn't fall.... I decided to try again. He bit me again and my iPod dropped.

The screen cracked. Now the OCD in me will always notice it.

It still works. But I am just feeling like if i didn't have it in my hand it would not have happened. So, it's really my fault.

Meh, Maybe it's karma since I am not supposed to have it right now.

~Sadfish

 

[imshortandrad]

I would say karma. xD



And at least it still works.

 

[[M]artin]

Man.....I hate my owner so much.

I was licking my ass via my couch when this mother fucker tries to pick me up and put me outside. So he goes ahead and does it. So I took a bite out of his tasty ass. First time his overpriced music fruit thing didn't fall.... I decided to try again. I bit the living shit out of him again and that music dealie hit the floor and bounced down the hallway.

The screen cracked. Good, now that fucking kid will always notice it.

Unfortunately, it still works, and I have to listen to him sing along to Justin Bieber every night. If that kid just behaved like the old iOS and didn't try to multitask at all it would not have happened. So really, it's Steve Jobs fault.

Heh, he thinks it's karma because he's not supposed to have it right now. In actuality, he just fucked around with the wrong motherfucking dog on the wrong motherfucking day.

~Happydog

 

[Deleted User]

Stupid dog!

 

[murkurie]

Wasn't your iPod, iPhone, and ipad taken for three months?

 

[iFish]

Wasn't your iPod, iPhone, and ipad taken for three months?

Yeah, that is the karma

 

[ball2012003]

artin]

Awwwwww
Anyway since you said you tried again why didn't you just place the iPod down before you tried again.

 

[iFish]

artin]

Awwwwww
Anyway since you said you tried again why didn't you just place the iPod down before you tried again.

Since I'm a freaking idiot

 

[[M]artin]

Wasn't your iPod, iPhone, and ipad taken for three months?

Yeah, that is the karma

Um... NO. That is not karma, that is you not listening to your hot mom and then combo-ing into a butterfingers x2 multiplier.

 

[monkat]

How do you make jefferey out of geoff?

Geoffery?

 

[Y05h1]

Now your ipod is personalized

I've managed to drop my macbook pro, if that makes you any happier. And before it happened, it was in mint condition... Well, now I have a painful reminder of how stupid/careless I can be.

 

[iFish]

Crack got bigger

 

[Vidboy10]

Call Michael Vick.
He'll get the job done.

 

[sprogurt]

Crack got bigger

Repair it yourself! Digitizers don't cost that much, and as long as you don't do the same as me and fucked it with a screwdriver then you won't damage anything else ^.^.

 

[Goli]

artin]
Man.....I hate my owner so much.

I was licking my ass via my couch when this mother fucker tries to pick me up and put me outside. So he goes ahead and does it. So I took a bite out of his tasty ass. First time his overpriced music fruit thing didn't fall.... I decided to try again. I bit the living shit out of him again and that music dealie hit the floor and bounced down the hallway.

The screen cracked. Good, now that fucking kid will always notice it.

Unfortunately, it still works, and I have to listen to him sing along to Justin Bieber every night. If that kid just behaved like the old iOS and didn't try to multitask at all it would not have happened. So really, it's Steve Jobs fault.

Heh, he thinks it's karma because he's not supposed to have it right now. In actuality, he just fucked around with the wrong motherfucking dog on the wrong motherfucking day.

~Happydog

This is just the best thing I've read in the whole day.

 

[Hells Malice]

Your dog should be a Temp member.
He and us seem to share the same opinion of you.

 

[Snorlax]

Damn Fishy, that sucks. :/
I've got the most minor of scratches on my iTouch, and it pisses the crap out of me because I can't stand seeing any sort of imperfections on glass surfaces.

That crack would turn me insane.

 

[Chaosruler]

You should've gotten the first hint....
Personally, I taught my dog everything I want it to know, it also knows that if it will bite someone or push someone, that someone will return the pack