I know this is really off topic, but can you help?

[APPS]

Hi, sorry that this has nothing to do with gaming but i really need help.

Theres a girl i really like and im trying to work up the courage to tell her on valentines day.

I wanted to send her a card with a short funny poem (she loves humour). Only problem is i cant think of one and a search on google provided more frustration than releif.

Again, im sorry this isnt about anything but help a sucker out on valentines day, please?

 

[jumpman17]

Is she a video gamer? You should print her out one of VGcats' Valentine's Day cards:

 

[VVoltz]

Is she a video gamer? You should print her out one of VGcats:

*PICTURES*

 

[mthrnite]

VVV front of card VVV

I love you in BLUE
I love you in RED
But most of all
I love you in..
BLUE!

^^^ inside card ^^^

I know it's old and hokey, but it still makes me laugh.

 

[_Mazza_]

VVV front of card VVV

I love you in BLUE
I love you in RED
But most of all
I love you in..
BLUE!

^^^ inside card ^^^

I know it's old and hokey, but it still makes me laugh.

love it, i'm using that one

 

[APPS]

VVV front of card VVV

I love you in BLUE
I love you in RED
But most of all
I love you in..
BLUE!

^^^ inside card ^^^

I know it's old and hokey, but it still makes me laugh.

That is perfect, she'll love it! Cheers!

 

[Westside]

VVV front of card VVV

I love you in BLUE
I love you in RED
But most of all
I love you in..
BLUE!

^^^ inside card ^^^

I know it's old and hokey, but it still makes me laugh.

Sorry, but I don't get this... being an immagrant and all. Anyone care to explain why it's so funny?

 

[Veho]

Because you'd expect it to say "most of all, I love you in bed"

And when you find something uunexpected, it's funny.

Like the old limerick says:

A bather whose clothing was strewed
by a wind that had left her quite nude
saw a man come along,
and unless I am wrong
you expected this verse to be lewd

Still, I'd like the song better if the last verse ended with "magenta" or something like that.

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
are belong to you.

 

[OSW]

Funny yet quality content. nice topic.

 

[Qpido]

Hi, sorry that this has nothing to do with gaming but i really need help.

Theres a girl i really like and im trying to work up the courage to tell her on valentines day.

I wanted to send her a card with a short funny poem (she loves humour). Only problem is i cant think of one and a search on google provided more frustration than releif.

Again, im sorry this isnt about anything but help a sucker out on valentines day, please?

U want to send her a card?
I think it's way more personal if you GIVE a card.

Do you have any idea if she's also a little bit into you?
Cuz' then you should buy like flowers or stuff.

I bought my girlfriend a big heart-shaped lollypop, and 4 12-packs of different kinds of condoms.

Q~

 

[mthrnite]

I bought my girlfriend a big heart-shaped lollypop, and 4 12-packs of different kinds of condoms.

Q~

Qpido has many fine qualities, not the least of which is subtlety.

 

[Qpido]

Lol, turned out to be 5 packs.
I saw I got free sachets of lube for Anal ones (Topsafe), so I decided to just get those aswell.

Q~

 

[Qpido]

Did you eventually have the guts to say it to her?
I hope so!

Q~

 

[APPS]

Yeah I did, she kinda got a bit flustered and we didnt say much to each other since, but atleast i said it...

now only time will tell if it was a good idea

 

[5uck3rpunch]

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
are belong to you.

THAT, my friends...is CLASSIC! Good one!

 

[OSW]

agreed with above. brilliant.

 

[Qpido]

So what's the plan now man?

Q~

 

[APPS]

So what's the plan now man?

Q~

lol, not a clue, got the weekend to figure something out, but i dont know