I know this is really off topic, but can you help?

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Feb 13, 2007
  1. APPS
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    Hi, sorry that this has nothing to do with gaming but i really need help.

    Theres a girl i really like and im trying to work up the courage to tell her on valentines day.

    I wanted to send her a card with a short funny poem (she loves humour). Only problem is i cant think of one and a search on google provided more frustration than releif.

    Again, im sorry this isnt about anything but help a sucker out on valentines day, please?
     
  2. jumpman17

    Former Staff jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

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    Is she a video gamer? You should print her out one of VGcats' Valentine's Day cards:

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  4. mthrnite

    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    VVV front of card VVV

    I love you in BLUE
    I love you in RED
    But most of all
    I love you in..
    BLUE!


    ^^^ inside card ^^^

    I know it's old and hokey, but it still makes me laugh.
     
  5. _Mazza_

    Member _Mazza_ GBAtemp Regular

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    love it, i'm using that one
     
  6. APPS
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    That is perfect, she'll love it! Cheers!
     
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    Sorry, but I don't get this... being an immagrant and all. Anyone care to explain why it's so funny?
     
  8. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Because you'd expect it to say "most of all, I love you in bed"

    And when you find something uunexpected, it's funny.

    Like the old limerick says:

    A bather whose clothing was strewed
    by a wind that had left her quite nude
    saw a man come along,
    and unless I am wrong
    you expected this verse to be lewd [​IMG]


    Still, I'd like the song better if the last verse ended with "magenta" or something like that.

    Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    All my base
    are belong to you.
     
  9. OSW

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    Funny yet quality content. nice topic.
     
  10. Qpido

    Member Qpido Call me Q.

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    U want to send her a card?
    I think it's way more personal if you GIVE a card.

    Do you have any idea if she's also a little bit into you?
    Cuz' then you should buy like flowers or stuff.

    I bought my girlfriend a big heart-shaped lollypop, and 4 12-packs of different kinds of condoms.

    Q~
     
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    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    Qpido has many fine qualities, not the least of which is subtlety.
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    Member Qpido Call me Q.

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    Lol, turned out to be 5 packs.
    I saw I got free sachets of lube for Anal ones (Topsafe), so I decided to just get those aswell.

    [​IMG]

    Q~
     
  13. Qpido

    Member Qpido Call me Q.

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    Did you eventually have the guts to say it to her?
    I hope so!

    Q~
     
  14. APPS
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    Yeah I did, she kinda got a bit flustered and we didnt say much to each other since, but atleast i said it...

    now only time will tell if it was a good idea [​IMG]
     
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    THAT, my friends...is CLASSIC! Good one!
     
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    agreed with above. brilliant.
     
  17. Qpido

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    So what's the plan now man?

    Q~
     
  18. APPS
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    lol, not a clue, got the weekend to figure something out, but i dont know
     

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