i know how lagman was born

[redact]

his mummy and his daddy did this http://www.recipecottage.com/asian/lagman.html

 

[tomqman]

lagman was not born he just appeared out of nowhere

 

[DarkRey]

he was created by the lagment of people

 

[Costello]

lagdad and lagmom loved eachother very much...

 

[Man18]

I always assumed someone was playing games that was lagging really hard so they started watching pron.

or

When Dial Up was inseminated.

 

[Gore]

That's asian lagman
we do not speak of him

 

[redact]

BAN HIM, BAN HIM! HE POSTED pr0nZ

wait, what?

 

[Talaria]

And in the latest headlines, Folk's are calling it the The Dark Night, the sun is currently lagging at the moment and the whole world is in an uproar. We're getting some exclusive satellite photo's in just now. And by the looks of it....well er *skip forward 9 months to avoid explaining a bizzare plot line*.

Doctor: "Well, Here's your Baby, Mr Pitt and Mrs Jolie. We can't get you to sign the adoption papers as of yet. The computer is lagging so we've been unable to process them sorry. Well enjoy!"

The End.

Lagman then goes to win an Oscar for the stunning portrayal of Lagman.

 

[Veho]

Was he called Lagboy when he was a kid?


I bet his parents found him in their field, a wreckage of a rocket. Not having been blessed with children of their own, Mr and Mrs Camp decide to adopt the little Lagbaby and raise it as their own. However, as Lagbaby (and subsequently Lagboy, Lagtyke and Laglad) grows, he discovers he's not like other children his age...


Now, mild-mannered Lag Camp by day, by night he becomes...


Nah, forget it.