You know that "smile shutter" function on cameras, that snaps a picture when it detects someone smiling? Smile. There should be a similar function, but for boobs. Call it the "boob shutter" or the "flash flash." It would snap a picture when it detects naked boobs. Presenting: No longer will any bare boob go uncaptured while you're too slow or too busy drooling to press the shutter button. Mmmmm, boobs. Now all I need is for Apple to steal the idea and then sue me.