I just had a revolutionary idea.

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  1. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    You know that "smile shutter" function on cameras, that snaps a picture when it detects someone smiling?

    Smile.

    There should be a similar function, but for boobs.

    Call it the "boob shutter" or the "flash flash." It would snap a picture when it detects naked boobs.


    Presenting:


    No longer will any bare boob go uncaptured while you're too slow or too busy drooling to press the shutter button.

    Mmmmm, boobs. :creep:


    Now all I need is for Apple to steal the idea and then sue me.
     
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  2. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvertâ„¢

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    Fucking genius.

    You know, legal and privacy issues unnotwithstandingism.
     
  3. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Bah, laws :rolleyes:

    Besides, anyone flashing their boobs in public can't exactly claim expectation of privacy. :ha:
     
  4. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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  5. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvertâ„¢

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    Hm, to flash this thread or not...
     
  6. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Getting sued will be a low price for the great favour you will do to the entire humanity.

    As the iPhones are the most diffused smartphones out there, the porn industry shall not dominate the boobs anymore, but the real, homemade boobs will finally be free for all to be enjoyed!

    :hrth:
     
  7. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    nice, very nice.

    someone make an app.
     
  8. Paarish

    Paarish Connor's Nublet

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    make one for the opposite sex and i'd be on board
     
  9. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    you don't need one paary.
     
  10. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    I see potential trouble with this.
    Hairy large man boobs being mistaken for female boobs. then those photos being automatically uploaded by user set default... ugh can you just imagine that 64 year old very overweiight guy you work with accidentally getting his shirt caught on something and then blam man boobs and "click".... shudder the joy of autosharing and auto capture... bleh
     
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  11. Paarish

    Paarish Connor's Nublet

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    why should only straight guys get all the fun? D:
     
  12. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    with the profusion of stuff for guys on guys that is already out there are you sure you need more Paarish?
     
  13. Paarish

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    We could always use more :rolleyes:
     
  14. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    Will the one for vaginas be called the "gash flash?"
     
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  15. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    a man's chest is open for pictures.
    no need for something that automatically capture anything rare.
     
  16. Paarish

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    I wasn't talking about the chest :creep:
     
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  17. Rydian

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    I hereby retract my offer to flash the thread, since the thread wants more.
     
  18. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    interesting
     
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  19. ComeTurismO

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    I'm drooling
     
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