Okay just hear me out guys. Let's say you're going to Papa John's with the boys and you want some pizza. You order some good ass pizza and you and the boys sit down, stomachs rumbling. Ten minutes pass. "Hey ya'll! Pizza's ready!" you hear. If words could be emotions, those words would be pure euphoria. Your man Tony runs up to the counter, he picks up that goddamn hot slice and brings it over. You look at that pizza. You want that pizza. Damn that's some fine ass pizza. You take a bite. "CRUUUUUUUNCH" Shit, man, that didn't sound good, I think you broke your tooth on that pizza. You recoil in horror and look at your slice. "FUCK!" Your man Tony yells. "I forgot pizza has bones in it and I just broke my goddamn tooth!" Murmurs of agreement come out of every mouth including yours. Dental bills. You need a new tooth. How the hell you gonna get that money? Ain't nobody got enough money for that, you're in college. Now, what if this whole problem could be fixed? Introducing... Boneless Pizza™ How has no one though of this before? What do you guys think of my boneless pizza idea? Will it be successful?