I just got this pokemon game and I dunno what to do

[ShadowXP]

okay guys so i just got this Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver game and i just started the game, i managed to press A to get through the text from the orgcore bro but now i am in some house, what do i do??

 

[Amber Lamps]

light it on fire with a blow torch?
see if it will fit in an industrial cross-cut shredder?
put it in a vat of hydrochloric acid?

come on why did you waste money on such a game. Pokemon is for children. would have been better spent on a real RPG like Chrono Trigger, Zelda, or Final Fantasy. pokemon is something you'd take to daycare.

 

[Deleted-171178]

Sell it, buy a PSP and complete all the Final Fantasy's up to number 9.

Including Mystic Quest.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

light it on fire with a blow torch?
see if it will fit in an industrial cross-cut shredder?
put it in a vat of hydrochloric acid?

come on why did you waste money on such a game. Pokemon is for children. would have been better spent on a real RPG like Chrono Trigger, Zelda, or Final Fantasy. pokemon is something you'd take to daycare.

 

[Deleted_171835]

SRSLY!

U hav to typ1 a s3cr3t cod3 wh2ch a1lows u 2 hump a start3r. 1 hump3d a t0t0d1l3!

 

[moozxy]

BECOME THE VERY BEST!

 

[tj_cool]

come on why did you waste money on such a game. Pokemon is for children. would have been better spent on a real RPG like Chrono Trigger, Zelda, or Final Fantasy. pokemon is something you'd take to daycare.

Someone still doesn't get the point of the EOF it seems

 

[Hotzdevil]

light it on fire with a blow torch?
see if it will fit in an industrial cross-cut shredder?
put it in a vat of hydrochloric acid?

come on why did you waste money on such a game. Pokemon is for children. would have been better spent on a real RPG like Chrono Trigger, Zelda, or Final Fantasy. pokemon is something you'd take to daycare.

lmaorofl

 

[Rydian]

The pokemon games are only fun when you try to play them with your genitals, duh.
Geeze, do you live in a cave or something? It's the bee's knees!

 

[ShadowXP]

guys none of this has helped, i am forever trapped in this room... also i dont have a blow torch

 

[ProtoKun7]

guys none of this has helped, i am forever trapped in this room... also i dont have a blow torch

Break something in the house in two. Put the two halves together and make an hole. Climb through the hole.

 

[Law]

press the d-pad until you're standing by the window, press A to try and jump out of the window

 

[mucus]

you bring it back to the store and demand they give you your money back for an obviously broken game

 

[Dr.Killa]

SRSLY!

U hav to typ1 a s3cr3t cod3 wh2ch a1lows u 2 hump a start3r. 1 hump3d a t0t0d1l3!

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[zuron7]

Press B then C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

 

[Demonbart]

BECOME THE VERY BEST!

OMG LIKE NO ONE EVAR WUZ!!!
TO CATCH DEM IS MAI R34L TEST
TO TRAIN DEM IS MY CAUSE!!!

 

[ShadowXP]

Press B then C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

okay thanks, this worked, i typed it into the computer and it unlocked my bedroom door... BUT it turns out this isnt a bedroom? i'm in some kind of underground complex and there is a guard RIGHT in front of me, i got scared and saved it... what do i do now???

 

[Rydian]

Molesterbate the guard.

 

[Law]

what direction is the guard facing? away from you?

 

[Deleted User]

hide in a box and pay attention to the alert marks on the guards head