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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Paarish, Mar 1, 2011.
my butt hurts...
lol that reminded me of this:
There are two sad faces on his cheeks!
Cannot be unseen.
damn u for making me see this forever! good spotting though.
I thought I felt a rumble...
nuuu, now im forced to look at those sad faces each time i see him >.
i will never see spngebob the saim again
Lol I've just ruined so many people's SpongeBob experience.
I feel proud.
You haven't ruined my spongebob experience... (I am making a cake that is spongebob standing up... way too much trouble, but just planning it is fun)
Does your bum still hurt?
Cause I give excelent bum massages, interested?
If you wouldn't mind
it hurts right on the cheek
everybody else is laughing at me! It's not my fault I slipped while trying to rollerskate up the stairs
As well as idiots on roller skates
i didn't laugh. really.
@ 30084pm okay before you lay down, remove any clothing obstructing the area to be massaged.
Now you said the right side?
you feel that...
Yes those are my hands...
I'm using both as fists....
one to hold the muscles in place while the other gently but firmly slides down your buttocks (one on top one right near it but slowly moving down)
with just enough lotion to keep this fun...
uh i meant...
with just enough lotion to keep you relaxed and my slow massaging motions comfortable...
I slowly push the one fist away form the other and repeat til the desired massage level is found...
You will need to tell me when you feel that side is done....
You'll just know and be able to tell me... (relaxed reassuring smiley face)
Then I 'll move on to any other....
uh massage that needs to be done.
(intense and interesing masseur face) giggle
rastsan, massages are not given internally.
It's a common mistake....
Internal muscles need love too.
I warned you about stairs bro
I TOLD YOU DOG
Your massage sounds very... penetrative
I saw what you unintentionally did there.