Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis... Its an extremely rare disease that will destroy my internal organs and cause my lungs to burn to a crisp. I will be facing agonizing pain for the next 24 hours until the disease finally makes its way to my rectum. Once there I will be beyond hope. I'm afraid I only have one day to live... Thus I shall spend the day attempting to beat syobon action and cheetah men to be remembered as a hero.