I have been banned from all Subway locations.

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  1. zeello
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    Actually, this isn't true. But hypothetically, what if I was banned from all Subway locations, but I really wanted to eat Subway? What would you do in this situation?

    Basically, I need ideas on how to purchase a Subway sandwich without actually entering the store.
     
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  3. FAST6191

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    That would be an impressive feat.

    Both getting banned hard enough for them to want to enforce it, also considering Subway to be food.
     
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  4. zeello
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    Why isn't Subway food? Hey, maybe if you can persuade me that I don't want Subway in the first place, then that would wrap up the problem. But let's see you pull this off.
     
  5. FAST6191

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    I rate Subway up there with McDonalds and Burger King, mainly only because Subway can somehow work its way through my digestive system, presumably as some kind of ballast/roughage, rather than do it at a mad dash.

    That said I have visited parts of the world where bread is considered something worth paying attention to. With this in mind though I fear it might be like the time you had to teach your friend that corn on the cob was even tastier than the frozen sweetcorn they normally ate, maybe even that proper mashed potato was infinitely better than the stuff you get in a foil sealed pack.
     
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    According to Google, there are approximately 42,673 Subway restaurants in the world. Unless they decided to print out 42,673 pictures of you and put them in each location, you will never have any issue.

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    fast I think it depends on the area, really. The Subway closest to my home makes infinitely better subs than the one by my work. The bread they use is provided by a bakery next door, so it's generally fresh, and most of their meats are ok (the bacon is shit, though ._.). My only complaint is the veggies they use are pretty much garbage, but both my neighbors have a garden available so I just use those.
     
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    Though it is probably not enough to dent the 42,673 numbers I have tried Subways in several towns/cities, in several countries/states and with large periods of time between them all/repeat visits, without exception they were all awful*. I can forgive generic blandness or being dependably average, both have their uses and prominent examples of people playing to them, but Subway really do not work for me.

    *quite why I tried enough times to form what I consider solid evidence of a pattern is a matter for a different day. These days I have learned and just go hungry if I am with a crowd that is tasteless enough to consider Subway for their food needs.
     
  9. zeello
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    Does the smell/musk of the restaurants bother you or just the food?
     
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    Just the food. Though the smell is hardly one I will seek out and/or bottle any time soon I have been in far worse and had enjoyable meals.
     
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    You could go to a better sandwich shop that uses better ingredients
     
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    Some people just can't handle the size :unsure:
     
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    Go to Quiznos?
     
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