I have a hang over

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  1. Man18
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    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    its not much fun
    i shouldnt have been drinking
    since an hour before one
    i alone killed a fifth of whisky
    so I was gone by 3
    since then i take a 5 minute pee
    this is all literal i came up with it
    while I was pissing so long
    people though I had taken a shit

    to the theme of they call me heat miser
     
  2. Man18
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    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    I did it about my self.



    After browsing my favorite site GBATemp
    I lay back in my bed with my sheets made from hemp
    Realizing the last line was a bit of a stretch
    Beating fifty waves of horde and every last wretch
    Drinking so much I feel like a fish messing up the end of the forum
    While sobering up after moderating my porum
    I go ahead and pick up my ds lite
    and picked up checkers because I needed a bite
    realizing that food was a bad idea in this state
    I was hoping i would be well enough to masterbate
    this is a short poem i wrote while watching monk
    I plan to sleep soon to get out of this funk
    the user I wrote about is one you all should know
    im r4man18 happy holidays and ho ho ho.
     
  3. agentgamma

    agentgamma I dont know what to put here

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    Hangovers are an unavoidable part of life [​IMG]
     
  4. Mei-o

    Mei-o Generic Asian Kidâ„¢

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    If you're drunk or hung over why the hell do you even post here?(also a message to everyone else who posts while drunk, though I really doubt you're really drunk) Why not just go to bed and let it wear off?
     
  5. Banger

    Banger Me > | | < You ..Wanna Line dance?

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    If you are not a dumbass they are easily avoidable.


    Enough water alone can prevent most hangover symptoms in the morning if you drink them prior to passing out/going to bed.
     
  6. agentgamma

    agentgamma I dont know what to put here

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    NO THEY ARE NOT
     
  7. Banger

    Banger Me > | | < You ..Wanna Line dance?

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    Stop proving my point.
     
  8. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    R4man only logs in if hes intoxicated by some sort of alcohol or drug! [​IMG]
     
  9. ShakeBunny

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    Nope
    I hate dealing with drunks at work, but I get peace of mind that their morning is going to suck.
     
  10. Man18
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    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    I drink once in a while but when I drink everyone usually splits up so i end up being alone and bored so by then I hop on the testing area and try to find something funny.
     
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  12. p1ngpong

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  13. Man18
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    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    10-1 he is an undercover cop that just let a hint to his job slip.