1. distorted.freque

    OP distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!
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    Every time I see tinymonkeyt post...I feel like glomping her! D: I don't know why though. Any chance I can get the...weirdness out of my system?

    Oh...and anyone else having this problem? Like...every time I see [insert name here], I feel like [insert action here]...









    *is waiting for people to mention something along the lines of masturbation or something equally disgusting...* XD
     
  2. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana
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    Everytime I think about my 28 year old cousin, I get a boner. I have vivid memories of groping her as a child. She is too hot to be true IMHO.
     
  3. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.
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    OMG WHAT THE.. oh wait..

    *searches glomping at google*

    Oh yeah.. I agree.. some of her posts are cute [​IMG]
     
  4. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    Everytime I see my friend Ashley, I feel like groping her.
    But that would make her sad so I don't [​IMG]
     
  5. gizmo_gal

    gizmo_gal QWEEN of the RadioActive Force!!!
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    I get that impulse sometimes too for a lot of things. =D. I'm probably one of the few people who saw this post and knew immediately what you are talking about, without anything sexual even crossing my mind prior to reading that very last line. [​IMG]
     
  6. distorted.freque

    OP distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!
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    >_> I'm waaaaay too young to...I mean...D: I was just imagining what some of the posts would be. [​IMG]
     
  7. Rehehelly

    Rehehelly GBAtemp Regular
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    Well.. my suggestion was screwed over by the last line.
     
  8. Osaka

    Osaka GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    seems like you already know what to do? I duno? xD
     
  9. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    how old are these girls arent they like 15 ?

    [​IMG]
     
  10. distorted.freque

    OP distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!
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    [​IMG] You guys are not making sense anymore.

    ...And yeah...I'm fifteen.

    *gasps* Who that?!
     
  11. tinymonkeyt

    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat
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    i ROFLED(haha. i know you hate that word). but i did.
    youre so naughty XD
     
  12. Rehehelly

    Rehehelly GBAtemp Regular
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    Apparently so.

    *insert image of pedobear*

    OH SNAP ITS NOT /b/ SO I CAN'T DO THAT
     
  13. distorted.freque

    OP distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!
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    Tinymonkeyt! *glomps*
     
  14. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    [​IMG]
    And then mthrnite appears and ruins this shit with inscrutable asian keyboard.
     
  15. Eternal Myst

    Eternal Myst Back from the Myst.
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    Evertime I see a hot japanese chick.I get a boner,and have the urge to eat donuts.
     
  16. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area
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    Everytime I see a boner, I get a donut and have the urge to eat a hot Japanese chick.
     
  17. Mewgia

    Mewgia drifter
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    everytime I see a donut, I get a hot japanese chick and have the urge to eat a boner.
     
  18. DeMoN

    DeMoN GBAtemp Guru
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    BoneMonkey has officially won this topic.
     
  19. papyrus

    papyrus GBAtemp Fan
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  20. PBC

    PBC What!? I can change this??
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    I haven't been glomped in awhile. My ex used to do the best glomp like a kitty.
    It was an actual pounce, from the arched coiled back... complete with a tail wag right before the strike...and the claws come out midair...oh lordy. Yeah..I needs me a new mate of state.
     
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