I had the weirdest dream this morning

[Deleted User]

I was at a McDonalds with a couple friends, and someone working at the McDonalds screwed up my order, so I jumped behind the counter and started eating everyone working there

My friends weren't even fazed by me eating other people


I believe this dream is the fault of the telemarketer that called me this morning, because if they didn't call, I wouldn't have woken up then gone back to sleep a couple minutes later and had this dream







also why was i at a mcdonalds in the first place
i hate mcdonalds

 

[astrangeone]

Lol. That's bizarre. How did the people taste?

 

[Deleted User]

Lol. That's bizarre. How did the people taste?

I don't remember

 

[VinsCool]

I had a morning wood on my side, forgot the dream

 

[Margen67]

That's as weird, if not weirder than my Zoloft-induced dreams lol

 

[VinsCool]

That's as weird, if not weirder than my Zoloft-induced dreams lol

Could you believe it, I don't take anything, and get weird dreams most of the times.

 

[joyoshi]

I had a dream last night that there was a race at our school and me and my friend hopped into a car, he drove GTA style, eventually crashed into a police station somehow and got us arrested

 

[DeslotlCL]

is this one of those furry vore fics?

 

[Deleted User]

Could you believe it, I don't take anything, and get weird dreams most of the times.

I had more normal dreams when I was still on Vyvanse

 

[ElyosOfTheAbyss]

Real Drem I Had:
Bortz and @mgrev had sex and made ryanrocks. But then P1ngP0ng and smealum had sex and made @VinsCool. But then RyanRocks and vinscool had sex and made a banned user.

 

[Deleted User]

Real Drem I Had:
Bortz and @mgrev had sex and made ryanrocks. But then P1ngP0ng and smealum had sex and made @VinsCool. But then RyanRocks and vinscool had sex and made a banned user.

oh

 

[Pleng]

I was at a McDonalds with a couple friends, and someone working at the McDonalds screwed up my order, so I jumped behind the counter and started eating everyone working there

Did you, like, fry them first?
Raw meat is dangerous.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

Where you eating them in a cannibalistic way or in a more "metaphorical" way?

 

[the_randomizer]

And I thought those dreams I had after getting my wisdom teeth extracted were weird, what with the Lortab to kill the pain in my body and all.

 

[Touko White]

I dream about Cammy (especially a cosplayer, Rachel, because she has an uncanny resemblance) all the time.

There was one dream I had where I cosplayed Cammy and it became known news for some reason. Then I faced a lot of shit from people I know.

 

[VinsCool]

Do you make Cammy wet dreams often?

 

[Touko White]

Well I do usually end up getting up at 2.30am because my mind receives a 503 Brain Unavailable error.

Cammy is like a DDOS attack which is also very relaxing to me <3

 

[Deleted User]

Did you, like, fry them first?
Raw meat is dangerous.

Nope, ate 'em raw.

Where you eating them in a cannibalistic way or in a more "metaphorical" way?

Cannibalistic.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

Cannibalistic.

yum

 

[ComeTurismO]

Lol! I had a dream where I killed DJ Khaled and the police arrested my neighbor for some odd reason even though I killed DJ Khaled in public