I figured out which flash cart sucks.

[Rydian]

(Insert one you don't own here).

 

[The Pi]

OMG the iSmart MM sucks so bad

"It's not out yet"

I know but a friend I know got me one and it SUCKS!!!!!!11111111oneoneoneoneeleven!!!!

[banned within a week, reason: spamming]

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

They all suck...except for the one I chose.
I'm not going to tell you why, but I will state over and over that mine is far superior to all of yours.

 

[mameks]

R4 FTW!!!!!!!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

IT CAN'T COMPARE TO THE UNIVERSE ALBATROSS 3DiSDXCRTS EXTREME!!!!

 

[Rydian]

My R42 is so amazing it provided me with enlightenment and I don't even feel the need to play videogames anymore.

 

[mameks]

My R42 is so amazing it provided me with enlightenment and I don't even feel the need to play videogames anymore.

 

[Devin]

Please. Every card that is not the Super R4 Deluxe *Sprinkles are not included (Note: Wait time for patches is 3-4 months.)

 

[Rydian]

I've got an N5 with sprinkles.

That means I'm better than you.

 

[The Catboy]

MEGA M3 REAL!!
IT PLAYS N64 GAMES!!!

 

[AoiAoiAoi]

LOL MY R4 3D SUPER-MEGA AWESOME 1337 EDITION IS SO MUCH BETTER.
It's got GBA emulation, N64 emulation. I hear Xbox 360 emu. is on its way!

 

[_Chaz_]

This is probably the most truth-filled thread I've read in quite some time.



btw: AceKard2i. How can it call itself a good flashcart when it's not owned by me?

 

[Rydian]

My flash cart has themes with tits on it, so I win.

 

[Infinite Zero]

The EZ Flash Vi SUCKS MONKEY BALLS

 

[Rydian]

The EZ Flash Vi SUCKS MONKEY BALLS

You're just mad it can play the PS4 version of Hyper Monkey Ball (3, the pre-sequel).

 

[The Catboy]

My flash cart has themes with tits on it, so I win.

Mine has themes with dicks in it, so mine win

 

[ProtoKun7]

My R42 is so amazing it provided me with enlightenment and I don't even feel the need to play videogames anymore.

I think I found out why.

 

[alidsl]

Personally if you look at it the R4i SDHC advanced is the best, it supports the DSi and SDHC msd cards and is frighteningly cheap at £20

 

[MelodieOctavia]

You fuckers ain't got nothing on my R4 Super Ultra Mega Zord Extreme Platinum 3D Remix Turbo: Limited Edition cart

 

[Rydian]

Personally if you look at it the R4i SDHC advanced is the best, it supports the DSi and SDHC msd cards and is frighteningly cheap at £20

If I've learned anything from Scottish Hookers™, it's that the most expensive is the best (as long as they don't have any prosthetics).

That's why I opted for the R65535. I mean it only cost me my unborn child, but it can play Super Mario 64! I mean a card powerful enough to emulate an N64 and stick Yoshi in it (Yoshi uses up over 17 megabytes of memory FYI) AND display 3D on the DS (whereas all the official games are 2D sprite games, period) is worth not being able to visit my favorite Knocking Shop™ for a night or two.