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Is anyone with me? Especially when it's the ones with the really big claws that I buy, there's always the chance of getting your dick cut off and regretting it for months to come. I'd rather watch tons of porn featuring crabs jacking guys off before I make up my mind.
 
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I've always thought the idea of a MILF is absolutely disgusting. The person I would be with can be no younger than 2 years younger than me, or older by 4 years. XD
 

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I've always thought the idea of a MILF is absolutely disgusting. The person I would be with can be no younger than 2 years younger than me, or older by 4 years. XD

Bets on who will end up with a completely crazy person. But they will be in a 6 year age bracket.

All I can really say is experience is desirable and the chances of "accidentally" getting pregnant are so so much lower (both through biology and through desire).
 

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I've always thought the idea of a MILF is absolutely disgusting. The person I would be with can be no younger than 2 years younger than me, or older by 4 years. XD

MILF stands for Mother I'd Like To Fuck, not Mother I'd Date And Marry And Have Kids With.


And if you think that's bad, what about GMILFs?
 

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