I don't believe in getting handjobs from crabs.

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  1. Tom Bombadildo
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    Is anyone with me? Especially when it's the ones with the really big claws that I buy, there's always the chance of getting your dick cut off and regretting it for months to come. I'd rather watch tons of porn featuring crabs jacking guys off before I make up my mind.
     
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    Wonder if it is possible to get crabs from handjobs.
     
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    Survey says...
     
  4. emigre

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    Fuck you Tom you bigot shit.
     
  5. ComeTurismO

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    How can you get a handjob when your dick is too small?
     
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    Survey is flawed as handjobs encompass a broad spectrum and that seems to deal mainly with the handjob equivalent of missionary position.
     
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    What did Tom ever do to you? lol
     
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    Don't mind emigre, he's just mastre trole 2013.
     
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    He didn't give him a handjob.
     
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    It's his fault his dick is too small. :angry:
     
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    loling so hard right now :D
     
  13. Gahars

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    It wouldn't be so bad if some people weren't giving out handies with BIG MEATY CLAWS.
     
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    This would be funny if I didn't have krusty krabs...
     
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    This is why we don't have sex with pyro's mom. :teach:

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    I've always thought the idea of a MILF is absolutely disgusting. The person I would be with can be no younger than 2 years younger than me, or older by 4 years. XD
     
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    Bets on who will end up with a completely crazy person. But they will be in a 6 year age bracket.

    All I can really say is experience is desirable and the chances of "accidentally" getting pregnant are so so much lower (both through biology and through desire).
     
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    I'm not much into older women, but as usual FAST has sound advice.

    There are crazies out there that will get have your kid, despite what they say to your face, man.
     
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    MILF stands for Mother I'd Like To Fuck, not Mother I'd Date And Marry And Have Kids With.


    And if you think that's bad, what about GMILFs?