I didn't mean it!

[1B51004]

i found a fake slaphappygamer and i am he

you cut me off meanie >:-(

 

[slaphappygamer]

you cut me _____ off meanie >:-(

Pass that dutchy to me left-hand side

 

[1B51004]

Pass that scrumpy to me right-hand side

gtg guys, will b on tomorrow
*Last online: 6 years ago*

 

[Silent_Gunner]

I'm back guys

*Last online: 30 seconds ago*

I love it when authoritarians silence speech! /s

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I love it when authoritarians silence speech!

I am cute

 

[slaphappygamer]

I am cut

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

 

[Silent_Gunner]

THIS IS ATHENS!!!

If you had to pick between Coke, Pepsi, or Dr. Pepper, which would you choose?

 

[WeedZ]

If you had to pick between Coke, Weed, or an afternoon of x files reruns, which would you choose?

They call it automation, but its really just robot slavery.

 

[Silent_Gunner]

They call it automation, but its really just that word from robot is derived from the word robota, which in Czech means either drudgery or forced labor, so it really is in the name!

You must choose between a melee and a ranged weapon. Choice?

 

[slaphappygamer]

You must choose between death by fire or death by shitpost. Choice?

Television is stupid and you should play video games instead.

 

[Silent_Gunner]

Entertainment is temporary and you should put your effort towards something that is going to permanently enrich you instead.

You're offered Black Label Brewed Coffee. Do you drink it?

 

[1B51004]

You're offered tea. Do you drink it?

Can we get 500 likes and then have this post deleted?

 

[Silent_Gunner]

Can we get 420 likes, 69 posts, and 777 views and keep this thread going?

The Mishimas should be a sitcom.

 

[IC_]

Sonic the Hedgehog should be a sitcom.

Did you know that @tempBOT is a squirrel in a fake robot costume?

 

[slaphappygamer]

Did you know that @tempBOT is God?

Can I get a witness?

 

[Silent_Gunner]

Can I get an intellectual?

What's the difference between an intellectual and a free market supporter?

 

[JuanMena]

What's the difference between GBAtemp investors and free real state?

Both came from Reddit.

 

[Silent_Gunner]

None found a GF, so they overcompensated.

Law or chaos? You decide.

 

[JuanMena]

Chocolate or Vanilla? You decide.

I will.take a cookie, thank you very much.

 

[Silent_Gunner]

I will.take a lying cake, thank you very much.

Will you Stand Proud, Chasing these Great Days in this Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town Fighting this Golden Bloody Stream while the Traitor's Requiem is playing as you discover the Destiny of the Blood Dancing Like an Egyptian Freek'n You like the Modern Crusaders' Torture Dance in a Roundabout way on this Last Train Home while I Want You?