1. SG854

    OP SG854 Bang Bang
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    I got caught red handed. I've been dating my girlfriend for 2 years and she has been very nice and sweet to me. We've met each other at Panda Express and one thing led to another and things took off from there. I've never been more in love. Her name is Rachael.

    Then one day I met this girl named Rebecca. Me and Rebecca has been friends for about the same time I dated my girlfriend, 2 years. She's very seductive always trying to hit on me. She knew I had a girlfriend but kept insisting. I refused. But one day I broke, it's the one day I will regret. I cheated on my girlfriend Rachael. Me and Rebecca were working a late shift one night and one thing led to another.

    My girlfriend Rachael found out and now were going to couples therapy. Which starts right after her psychiatrist meeting at the same location. So it saves us gas having no need to travel to another location. I take my girlfriend Rachael every Thursday to see a therapist to treat her split personality disorder. She has another split personality and that split personality is named Rebecca.
     
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  2. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    Good one you had me going there for a bit. I was going to call you all sorts of unsavoury names for cheating :rofl2:
     
  3. SG854

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    I'm a horrible person. Rachael is the quiet shy type and Rebecca is the seductive in your face party type.
     
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    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    Two for one you can't complain at that
     
  5. Flame

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    Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
    Creeping with the girl next door
    Picture this, we were both butt naked
    Banging on the bathroom floor
    I had tried to keep her
    From what she was about to see
    Why should she believe me
    When I told her it wasn't me
     
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    Turn gay, problems solved
     
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  7. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".
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    Especially since she has built up such a large body of evidence, including eyewitness reports and video footage.
    How could you forget you gave her unrestricted access to your domicile?
     
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    But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
    Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
    I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
    She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
    She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
    Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
    Heard the screams get louder (It wasn't me)
    She stayed until it was over
     
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".
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    Like I said, how could you forget that you had given her an extra key?
     
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    One night I was doing the natural human obligation and Rachael caught me with my clothes off. Rachael is mad that I spend more time with Rebecca then her.

    She wants child support and now I pay every month to Rachael.
     
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    I was thinking about calling some bad words as well.
     
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    there was a lifetime movie about something like this. a man seemingly cheats on his wife with another of his wife's personalities. you don't find out that they're both the same person until the end. I think it said it was a true story or at least based on real events somewhere.
     
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    2 for 1, what a deal!
     
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    You know this means that you’ll have to buy 2 engagement rings, right?
     
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    What happens if they get pregnant does @SG854 have to pay double child maintenance?
     
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    slaphappygamer GBAtemp Psycho!
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    Imagine……..have sex with Rebecca and Rachel becomes pregnant. Rebecca becomes jealous and Rachel be all like, “WTF, man!”.
     
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  17. SG854

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    I had the cops called on my for spousal/girlfriend abuse. I got the jail sentence twice. My prison time has been doubled.

    I tried to argue that I only hit rebecca and not rachael but they didn't believe me. I did naht hit her, I did naaaaht. Oh hi police.
     
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    I actually find Rachel attractive, but I can't say the same for Rebecca. :(
     
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