1. PineappleGod

    OP PineappleGod Emotionally Overencumbered
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    Symptoms include:
    • Depression
    • Nausea
    • Sudden craving for foods
    • Stomach cramps
    • Severe mood swings
    • Headaches
    • Back pain
    Help.
     
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  3. AlanJohn

    AlanJohn くたばれ
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    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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    You're hungry, here's your medication.
    Have as many as you need until you feel better, repeat when you sense symptoms come back.

    snickers-chocolate-bar-500x500.jpg

    Side effects: euphoria, sugar rush, weight gain, tooth cavity, diabetes.
     
  5. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong Gamer Professional Deluxe
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    Just wait until you have to work and support yourself and others every day. Those symptoms will be your regular baseline.
     
  6. Flame

    Flame Me > You
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    thank god (no pun) you really are a human and not a Pineapple
     
  7. CPG

    CPG haggis!
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    And now we play the waiting game to see who starts complaining about the US Education system and turns this EOF thread into a politics thread. But before they do, cheers bro I’ll drink to that.
     
  8. BlazeMasterBM

    BlazeMasterBM Shy Shadow Creature
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    Well on the bright side you will graduate eventually
     
  9. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer
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    Why did you volunteer to mark them then?
     
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  11. BigOnYa

    BigOnYa Sofa King Special
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    Just stop taking them in your house, and send them back to Mexico.:D budum tsst (get it, essays)
     
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  12. PineappleGod

    OP PineappleGod Emotionally Overencumbered
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    While I of have all these symptoms and I am actually overloaded with schoolwork y'all missed the joke.
     
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    hint: if you see anyone with these symptoms please contact us immediatly
     
  14. JeffThorsen777

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    I faced such symptoms when I got too much assignments at the university. I put in much effort to write the essay. It took too much time and I could not manage it. Therefore, I decided to look at the reviews on https://www.topwritersreview.com/reviews/rushmyessay/ to understand how I can solve my problem, and pick a good service. Luckily, I handed in my job on time. And I didn't have to worry about deadlines.
     
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  15. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Official Cubi™ Genderfluid Gang!
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    Wait, I know these symptoms :unsure:
     
  16. Vilagamer999

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    Imagine being a real human with real symptoms B-)
     
  17. slaphappygamer

    slaphappygamer GBAtemp Psycho!
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    ....imagine........
     
  18. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".
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    Welp, you're either having your period, or... *checks WebMD* you have cancer of the everything.

    Please consult a specialist.
     
  19. PineappleGod

    OP PineappleGod Emotionally Overencumbered
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    Lmao what a necro
     
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  20. kenenthk

    kenenthk Village Idiot
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    Usually how I feel after taco bell or talking to someone face to face.
     
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