I am a god.

[AmandaRose]

And Ladies and Gentlemen we have exhibit B

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

And by a "half-decent person", you mean a leftist.

Not really, I've liked posts from non-leftists before

 

[UltraSUPRA]

And Ladies and Gentlemen we have exhibit B

For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.

Huh?

 

[BigOnYa]

Political and religious, best 2 subjects of conversation to jump in the middle of.... Nope I'm gone.

 

[UltraSUPRA]

Political and religious, best 2 subjects of conversation to jump in the middle of.... Nope I'm gone.

This is why I always get banned from internet forums. I delve to deep into religion and politics. I can't stop myself.

 

[AmandaRose]

For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.

And yet God is the biggest sinner of all. Let me explain.

"The word "sin" has the same linguistic route as the word "asunder," which means that to sin means to put oneself apart from god.

Can god put himself apart from himself? Not really. Doesn't make sense."

to which I retort with a devilish smile:

"Of course God pulled himself apart from himself, isn't that who Jesus is? Moreover I bet you God had regrets about killing himself aka his lone begotten son...and killing himself for humans (suicide) is a sin no??"

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Damn God, I don't know, I love you cause I am a "Christian" and I have faith in you, but you created me to question you so question I must.

I mean do you have a God complex, why do you envy other Gods, especially if you are the God of Gods, that sounds like invidia (envy)?

Why kill people that don't believe in you, that sounds like ira (wrath). Moreover, why did you kick out Adam and Eve, yeah they made a mistake but didn't your son (you) say to forgive?

How about you lead by example God, you should have forgiven Adam and Eve but you kicked them out pronto on first strike...hmmmm...that sounds like superbia (pride)!

But let's continue...why did you not want Adam and Eve to eat the apple, why can't you be like Steve Jobs (a god with a small g) and give Adam and Eve an apple of knowledge, I don't know God this seems like avaritia (avarice/greed).

Hold on I am not done, you told Lot's wife not to look back at Sodom and Gomorrah...now God let me tell you one thing, do you know how many people were glued to their screens on 9/11 when the planes hit the towers? It is human nature to look at tragic events, look at how many horrific events people stare at from 9/11 to Pearl Harbor to every day car accidents, everyone stares, everyone, hell even you stare God cause I am sure you were looking when Jesus was crucified, right you were talking to him, or were you talking to yourself, regardless the point is that it is human nature to look. So why did you have to turn Lot's wife into salt God? I don't know this sounds a lot like gula (gluttony) cause I swear you feed on people's misery and it seems like you can't stop feeding on the souls of those who you profess to love.

Now let's keep this going....how about lust, I mean is it possible that you lust? No is it? I mean did you not lust Job all for yourself. That is why you sent the devil to see if he would make the one man who loved you the most turn away from you. So you made a devil's bargain with Satan and told him take away everything from him but do not kill him, now ask me given a choice between my son and my life, I would pick death a thousand times for myself? So what you did with that devil's bargain was bullshit, you were worse than Satan to Job because you let Satan rob Job of his children and allowed Job to live, all for what God, I mean why? Should I not say God damn because that was some fucked up shit. I don't know it sounds like you lust the attention of everyone... that sounds like luxuria (lechery/lust).

Lastly lets talk about sloth. Ok here is the thing, you created Lucifer, so really God is doing your work every time evil shit happens. I mean you could prevent it, but you are too busy doing God knows what, and letting the devil induce pain and misery on people that love you, I mean isn't that some lazy shit? I think this qualifies as acedia (sloth/discouragement)

So yes, God is the biggest sinner, that is why there are seven deadly sins, all sins point back at God. No wonder you rested on the 7th day God, Jesus someone sinning all the time like you needs to sin. I mean look at the sins you keep doing, I pointed all of them out, but in case, let me write them again:

1. luxuria (lechery/lust)
2. gula (gluttony)
3. avaritia (avarice/greed)
4. acedia (sloth/discouragement)
5. ira (wrath)
6. invidia (envy)
7. superbia (pride)

God breaks every one of his own rules.

 

[WeedZ]

The lord giveth, the lord taketh away