I almost start a cult for kirby back when I am in middle school

[Yil]

Reported. Welcome to EOF.

This is after my 10th eof/ blog

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You see, the thing is; none of us know what the hell you're talking about. Also, what was very real and happened over 10 years ago?

Tencent tricked my cousin who almost use my money, 20 bucks to buy a cool looking in game pet.

 

[Lucifer666]

Somebody needs to take a break from whatever it is they're smoking....

perfect avatar for this LOL

 

[Logan Pockrus]

Tencent tricked my cousin who almost use my money, 20 bucks to buy a cool looking in game pet.

...Who's Tencent?

I started a cult of Toon Link on GBAtemp last year.

Too bad I wasn't around here on the 'temp for that.

 

[mashers]

This is after my 10th eof/ blog

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Tencent tricked my cousin who almost use my money, 20 bucks to buy a cool looking in game pet.

 

[Yil]

...Who's Tencent?

Too bad I wasn't around here on the 'temp for that.

The company that appear in one of the news post a while ago.

And clearly Kirby does not understand mandarin and please do not try to summon him with a cake.

 

[mashers]

Yay! The EOF! We've arrived!

 

[VinsCool]

Yay! The EOF! We've arrived!

THERE WE GO

 

[Logan Pockrus]

The company that appear in one of the news post a while ago.

And clearly Kirby does not understand mandarin and please do not try to summon him with a cake.

I have taken the bait. And for that, I applaud you, sir.

 

[mashers]

THERE WE GO

Now we're here I'm not sure I like it...

 

[VinsCool]

Now we're here I'm not sure I like it...

This is a very freindly place, you might love it

Especially if Yil shares what they smoke

 

[migles]

The company that appear in one of the news post a while ago.

And clearly Kirby does not understand mandarin and please do not try to summon him with a cake.

hey folk, how about start the story from the beginning?
in school your teacher didn't told that "a story needs to have a beggining a middle and an end?
and keep the story in 1 reply.. i don't want to read the story in 13 pages separated

 

[Luglige]

I tried to offer a cake

I do not drink, smoke or do drugs.

What?

 

[Yil]

First to know that all the people involved have played the amazing mirror, and have witness the incredible power of kirby and galaxia in game, and of course the copy ability. And we have all played Brawl.
"I want to become a ***", mostly monster, without losing ourselves or even shapes, a fusion of sorts, which is one thing kirby is known for. So we seek power to absorb other things and transform ourselves (seriously I was into resident evil, mostly tg when I'm in primary school),(and suck up any adult who are too annoying) and first we talked about making pills that would do the trick (possible with alchemy, and even that takes years of prep and certain not possibly when the majority of us only see it in fiction) or believe ourselves to become monster really hard (even though there are solid evidence that many religion only have their god/ goddess with massive number of believer as they are brought to life) (and that include work of fiction) and a offering of cake was prepared. But as we are only teens and clueless about magic, and we try to offer a cake, which was particularly expansive for us and try to summon Kirby on a full moon, hoping he would descend on earth and transform us. But as it clearly failed the third try, we simply give up.
And as a warning:
1. Kirby never cared about granting others his power as he is simply a mass cannibal.
2. Despite his small size, Kirby and wipe us out easily.
3. There are safer ways to do it, though instantly become a master of various arts are not possible.
4. Never try to summon him.

 

[VinsCool]

The world of Hyrule filled with oceans is great.

 

[Yil]

The world of Hyrule filled with oceans is great.

Do you want a transforming mask in exchange of your masculinity?

 

[VinsCool]

Do you want a transforming mask in exchange of your masculinity?

Sure, I barely have masculinity anyway.

 

[Yil]

Sure, I barely have masculinity anyway.

You can choose between sea-capable oot/ mask/ twilight zora, depowered fierce diety (still powerful with sword beam but no human witch can grant you the power of a god), ww koroks with flight capability, or ruto (you can choose beek or no beek). But in any case you will end up a girl that look like your girlself, but also with features of these races.

 

[VinsCool]

You can choose between sea-capable oot/ mask/ twilight zora, depowered fierce diety (still powerful with sword beam but no human witch can grant you the power of a god), ww koroks with flight capability, or ruto (you can choose beek or no beek). But in any case you will end up a girl that look like your girlself, but also with features of these races.

I can live with this.

 

[Yil]

I can live with this.

Speaking of which, have you considered praying to 3 creator goddesses of Hyrule?
And when did you start watching furies?

 

[VinsCool]

Speaking of which, have you considered praying to 3 creator goddesses of Hyrule?
And when did you start watching furies?

Praying a imaginary Video Game cult? Are you serious XD