Humping pine cones.

[Rydian]

Botanophilia or botanonecrophilia?

Are pine cones considered alive or dead?

(11:47:26 PM) Bol: pine cones make pine trees.. I dare you to argue that they're not alive on some level...
(11:49:14 PM) rydianmorrison: The pine cone itself is a shed husk.
(11:50:45 PM) Bol: I knew you wouldn't understand.. pinecones have no fur, so of course you don't see them as a sexual object...

 

[Hop2089]

Why the hell would anyone hump a pine cone? Come on it's a pine cone for heaven's sake, it's a nonliving thing (the seeds are the living thing).

 

[Rydian]

But is it considered dead?

 

[agentgamma]

I'm suprised you didn't take the GBAtemp humping image and change Tempy to a pine cone

 

[Rydian]

There are more important things than that going on, like trying to figure out if a friend is a botanophiliac or botanonecrophiliac.