HP7 spoilers

[iTech]

Dumbledore would have died anyway, if Snape had not killed him, because he was cursed.


That, and he was old

How could he have died? He had aids! The whole castle was crawling with Dumbledore's aids! McGonnagle, Hagrid, Filch ... all aids!
I mean, even the aids had aids!

Plus, he had HIV and colon cancer from accidentally sitting on the sorting hat while naked during a homosensual buttfest which ended in a big fight when he discovered the infidelity of his partner which was evidenced by the fact that the otherguy's buttcrack was already infested by Garden Gnomes.

 

[Linkiboy]

Dumbledore would have died anyway, if Snape had not killed him, because he was cursed.


That, and he was old

How could he have died? He had aids! The whole castle was crawling with Dumbledore's aids! McGonnagle, Hagrid, Filch ... all aids!
I mean, even the aids had aids!

Plus, he had HIV and colon cancer from accidentally sitting on the sorting hat while naked during a homosensual buttfest which ended in a big fight when he discovered the infidelity of his partner which was evidenced by the fact that the otherguy's buttcrack was already infested by Garden Gnomes.

Now I KNOW you're using a word generator.

 

[Legend]

Oh. I came to this topic thinking that we would be discussing how shitty hewitt packard's computers are.
Instead, we've got a shittier topic at hand.
I feel so let down.

 

[iTech]

Now I KNOW you're using a word generator.

Sure, but that generator was implanted by the NSA into my brain. It's the same shit they put into Eminem (Lt. Marshal Mathers). Mine fell in the toilet before they implanted it (I assure you it was not accidental) so it malfunctioned, more specifically, the radioactive material used in the random number generator unit mutated a corrosive strand of E. Coli located in the turd it fell into which proceeded to strip away the enamel on the breadboard hosting the chip, leaving me with a random word generator susceptible to malfunction when electrical appliances are used in my vicinity. The computer I'm using is located in my mom's bedroom, which strangely is where she does much of her trimming. Due to lack of time, and common sense, she shaves her mammalian grossly misfigured Tarzan legs with a ladyshave under the covers, and then cries out all night due to obvious pain. The buzzing would drive a lesser (crazy) man crazy. It's one of those tube-shaped ladyshaves that works on batteries, so I wouldn't recommend them to women, as they seem to be hurt by them.