HowTo:chat up a woman

[ediblebird]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:chat_up_a_woman

One of the funniest things i have ever read. I could not stop laughing.

Heterosexual Men: Getting laid is not as easy as you think
Step 1. You do not talk about Fight Club

I also love these pickup lines:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
How do you like your eggs? Boiled or fertilized?
Nono, your drink is meant to spontaneously fizz after a while.

and then the section on heterosexual women is great too.

 

[pootman]

4. Change

Become a pirate or a ninja. but preferably a pirate ninja as they are cooler than either pirates or ninjas.

It took me most of my teenage years to figure that out.

 

[pootman]

Incidentally, and only related insofar as being a Trekkie severely limits the range of women who can be successfully Laid, that site has the funniest thing I've ever seen:

BSoD

 

[ediblebird]

i think that it is one of the funniest sites i have browsed through