http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:chat_up_a_woman One of the funniest things i have ever read. I could not stop laughing. Heterosexual Men: Getting laid is not as easy as you think Step 1. You do not talk about Fight Club I also love these pickup lines: Does this smell like chloroform to you? How do you like your eggs? Boiled or fertilized? Nono, your drink is meant to spontaneously fizz after a while. and then the section on heterosexual women is great too.