HowTo:chat up a woman

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by ediblebird, Sep 3, 2007.

  1. ediblebird
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    ediblebird GBAtemp Fan

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    Aug 22, 2006
    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:chat_up_a_woman

    One of the funniest things i have ever read. I could not stop laughing. [​IMG]

    Heterosexual Men: Getting laid is not as easy as you think
    Step 1. You do not talk about Fight Club [​IMG]

    I also love these pickup lines:
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
    How do you like your eggs? Boiled or fertilized?
    Nono, your drink is meant to spontaneously fizz after a while.

    and then the section on heterosexual women is great too.
     
  2. pootman

    pootman Advanced Member

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    Jun 25, 2007
    It took me most of my teenage years to figure that out.
     
  3. pootman

    pootman Advanced Member

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    Jun 25, 2007
    Incidentally, and only related insofar as being a Trekkie severely limits the range of women who can be successfully Laid, that site has the funniest thing I've ever seen:

    BSoD
     
  4. ediblebird
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    ediblebird GBAtemp Fan

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    Aug 22, 2006
    i think that it is one of the funniest sites i have browsed through
     
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