How would you static shock someone whenever you want?

[megamangamer]

My brother can easily shock me and i dont know how so i want to know how to shock him back at any place and any time(well it doesnt have to be that narrow) so I want to get him back.

 

[Man18]

Build up a charge by rubbing your feet on the carpet.I would just convert a camera into a tazer and train him not to shock you again. (if you want to up the voltage just nab more caps for it from other camersa)

 

[Frog]

if you really want revenge, you need a car battery and two wires.

 

[tojomajojo]

car battery to the nipples

 

[golden]

I'm sorry megamangamer, but I don't like your sig.

Good luck with shocking your brother though. You could just buy a taser.

 

[Frog]

buying a taser is the lazy way.
trust me, the car battery is alot... uhhh, safer.

 

[ShadowXP]

Just wondering, how can I make someone's trousers fall down whenever I want, revealing their undergarments?

 

[JPH]

Just wondering, how can I make someone's trousers fall down whenever I want, revealing their undergarments?

I would static shock your wiener.

 

[ShadowXP]

Just wondering, how can I make someone's trousers fall down whenever I want, revealing their undergarments?

I would static shock your wiener.

And then I would punch you in the face!

 

[deathfisaro]

I would static shock your wiener.

And then I would punch you in the face!

Punching someone in the face is easy. Static shocking a wiener, that must be a perk.

Back on topic, find a woolen sweater, rub on carpet. But doesn't static shock affect both objects? If your brother enjoys shocking you, he must be quite tolerant to static shocks himself I think.

 

[Mewgia]

Just wondering, how can I make someone's trousers fall down whenever I want, revealing their undergarments?

I would static shock your wiener.

...wiener?


bwahahahaha

 

[xcalibur]

Just wondering, how can I make someone's trousers fall down whenever I want, revealing their undergarments?

I would static shock your wiener.

What if that turns him on?

 

[bahamuta]

What if... it doesn't?

 

[DarkAura]

Just wondering, how can I make someone's trousers fall down whenever I want, revealing their undergarments?

I would static shock your wiener.

What if that turns him on?

I would carry a piece of carpet in mah pocket at all times.

 

[Zonix]

 

[golden]

If he connected the two screw things with a wire his house would have exploded.

 

[Man18]

He is using a recep in the kitchen so its probably on a GFI so worst case scenario it would trip rather than messing anything up. But since I dont see the ground wire actually going anywhere I assume they its not on a GFI in which case the breaker would trip before anything happens.