How would you static shock someone whenever you want?

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  1. megamangamer
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    My brother can easily shock me and i dont know how so i want to know how to shock him back at any place and any time(well it doesnt have to be that narrow) so I want to get him back.
     
  2. Man18

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    Build up a charge by rubbing your feet on the carpet.I would just convert a camera into a tazer and train him not to shock you again. (if you want to up the voltage just nab more caps for it from other camersa)
     
  3. Frog

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    if you really want revenge, you need a car battery and two wires.
     
  4. tojomajojo

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    car battery to the nipples
     
  5. golden

    golden What a Digital Dummy!!!

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    I'm sorry megamangamer, but I don't like your sig.

    Good luck with shocking your brother though. You could just buy a taser.
     
  6. Frog

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    buying a taser is the lazy way.
    trust me, the car battery is alot... uhhh, safer.
     
  7. ShadowXP

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    Just wondering, how can I make someone's trousers fall down whenever I want, revealing their undergarments?
     
  8. JPH

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    I would static shock your wiener.
     
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    And then I would punch you in the face!

    [​IMG]
     
  10. deathfisaro

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    Punching someone in the face is easy. Static shocking a wiener, that must be a perk.

    Back on topic, find a woolen sweater, rub on carpet. But doesn't static shock affect both objects? If your brother enjoys shocking you, he must be quite tolerant to static shocks himself I think.
     
  11. Mewgia

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    ...wiener?


    bwahahahaha
     
  12. xcalibur

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    What if that turns him on?
     
  13. bahamuta

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    What if... it doesn't?
     
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    Over there.
    [​IMG]

    I would carry a piece of carpet in mah pocket at all times.
     
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    golden What a Digital Dummy!!!

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    If he connected the two screw things with a wire his house would have exploded.
     
  17. Man18

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    He is using a recep in the kitchen so its probably on a GFI so worst case scenario it would trip rather than messing anything up. But since I dont see the ground wire actually going anywhere I assume they its not on a GFI in which case the breaker would trip before anything happens.