How would you dispose of a body?

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  1. The Pi
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    Before anyone asks: no, I've not killed anyone.

    Say you killed someone in rage in your own house. (not planned or anything) How would you get rid of the body?

    My best method would be to put the body in the bath.
    Cut the main arteries (neck, thighs and shoulders yeah?)
    Do CPR (to pump the blood)
    Dilute the blood with bleach and pour into the river over time in 500ml bottles.
    With the hair cut it off, put it in a small bag and put in a bin in town.
    With the flesh, give to wild cats bit by bit.
    Crush the bones and sprinkle about the city.
    All the time having the bathroom airtight. (obviously cleaning the room well afterward, re-tiling and re-painting if needed)

    Again, I've not killed anyone.
     
  2. Sausage Head

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    i buried it on the garbage dump
    it was 2 years ago and they burn their garbage so they wont find it anymore
     
  3. Raika

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    I would panic, and chuck it in a bin.

    I am serious, I am not a good criminal.
     
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    I'd synthesize a consciderable ammount of sulfuric acid, fill a bathtub with it and place the body there. The % of the liquid doesn't have to be really large to dissolve both bone and flesh. Then, just pull the plug. If any blood splatter occoured during the terrible act itself, I'd pour bleach and/or low % acid over it. Done.
     
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  7. The Pi
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    What if the drain gets clogged? surely it won't completely dissolve?

    @Raika: Skills [​IMG]
     
  8. nando

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    put it in a plastic bag. drive to the nearest pig farm and feed it to the pigs.
     
  9. L_o_N_e_R

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    i'll tell woodhouse to go fetch a rug...


    i hope someone got that >_>
     
  10. godreborn

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    I'd call the police and have them help me dispose of the body...they must know of a lot of hidden places off the beaten path where a body would never be found.
     
  11. Blood Fetish

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    I would put it back in the coffin.
     
  12. emigre

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    I'd cook it and feed it to my neighbours.
     
  13. laurenz

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    Seriously, OP needs professional help.
     
  14. science

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    To the OP. What if the cops come and find jars of blood and bags of bone in your place if you plan on doing it over time?
     
  15. BloodyFlame

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    If that happened to me, I'd say that it was sugar and fruit juice.
     
  16. godreborn

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    in reality, most people would probably panic and leave a lot of evidence behind no matter what they did. only someone insane would get away with it as a person would have to be calm during the process of disposing the body.
     
  17. The Pi
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    What reason would they have to come?
     
  18. prowler

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    With the exp gained from this death, I would beat the shit out of anyone that finds out. Gaining more exp and being able to fight more experienced people I would be unbeatable.

    If I happen to die, I would restart from the save I made before killing the person I killed first.
     
  19. BloodyFlame

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    Let's say you were doing a low-level run. You are screwed.
     
  20. soulx

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    The guy has gone missing (since he's dead) and the cops have you as a suspect.