Before anyone asks: no, I've not killed anyone. Say you killed someone in rage in your own house. (not planned or anything) How would you get rid of the body? My best method would be to put the body in the bath. Cut the main arteries (neck, thighs and shoulders yeah?) Do CPR (to pump the blood) Dilute the blood with bleach and pour into the river over time in 500ml bottles. With the hair cut it off, put it in a small bag and put in a bin in town. With the flesh, give to wild cats bit by bit. Crush the bones and sprinkle about the city. All the time having the bathroom airtight. (obviously cleaning the room well afterward, re-tiling and re-painting if needed) Again, I've not killed anyone.