How to win a fight

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  1. Sonic Angel Knight

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    Walk away from this one, true warriors only fight battles worth fighting, this is not one of those battles. :ninja:
     
    #21 Sep 2, 2017
  2. Felek666

    Felek666 retarded memekid which no one likes

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    or you know, just don't aim your fist and start fighting like an animal, this also works.
    Just ignore and walk away, they will get pissed even more.
     
    #22 Sep 2, 2017
  3. Lilith Valentine

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    I came in here for advice on a fight, only to see some nerds arguing.
    Either way in a real fight just remember Lilith's words of advice, stabbing people is still an option.
     
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  4. JellyPerson

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    my preferred way is to immediately kick them in the nuts, them go for the throat while jabbing them in the stomach
     
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    Neck slam is more effective though. He can pass out and you instantly won.
     
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    True, true, but I enjoy crushing their throats. It feels nice tbh.
     
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  7. Veho

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    Lame. Was expecting a proper fight, got this instead:

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. leonmagnus99

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    Android ftw.
    i loathe apple products.

    never used an iphone, took it off the hand of some relatives and did not like it, the os is crap compared to androids.
    i have used galaxy phones ,they are good.
    htc is good, and there is lg etc.

    my favorite is google, i love pure android.
    i have had my nexus 6p for nearly a year now, very pleased with it.

    endless custom rom options, easy tweaks never bootloop.
    what else could i ask for.

    my next phone will most likely be pixel 2 or 3 (depending if my 6p holds out well for another + year, because i love my 6p).
     
    #28 Sep 2, 2017
  9. Viri

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    Pocket sa- oh, that type of fighting...
     
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  10. InsaneNutter

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    The fight can't be won unless either Apple or Google go bust.

    If both went bust I guess Android would then win by default, the project would get forked and continue, just without the proprietary Google stuff. LineageOS might well be the driving force of Android if that ever did happen.
     
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    kick them in the nuts.
     
    #31 Sep 2, 2017
  12. WiiUBricker

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    While it's true that Android phones get slower updates than iPhones but only because iPhones need more updates to catch up with Android's features that existed since day 1.

    runs away
     
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  13. RedBlueGreen

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    The real way to win a right is to claim that the other person used a strawman argument. At least that's what I learned from internet forums and the YouTube comments section.
     
    #33 Sep 2, 2017
  14. VinLark

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    On another episode of "GBATemp member just wants to show off..."

    I actually came here for real fight. dang
     
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  15. dpad_5678

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    Don't forget a text message could crash the entire phone, and then later a six second video would slowly eat up the RAM until the phone crashed, even after the video finished playing or was stopped midway.

    Remember when setting the date to January 1st 1970 completely hard bricked the device? lol
     
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  16. VinsCool

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    Easy sucker move: use a spoon and aim the eyes.
     
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  17. Orangy57

    Orangy57 bruh

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    i thought you were going to teach us how to beat someone up
     
    #37 Sep 2, 2017
  18. Beerus

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    click bait was still disapointed
     
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  19. Hells Malice

    Hells Malice Are you a bully?

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    Reminded me of the classic
    "Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
     
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    #39 Sep 2, 2017
  20. ScarletDreamz

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    If the person has that kind of paranoia, i can see 2 solutions:
    1. Move to a clamshell or a Motorola V3, or a nokia old phone.
    2. Use a complete open source system, Lineage Os, and stop using gapps, and just download the APK needed. ;D
     
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