how to shitpost correctly

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by epickid37, Jun 17, 2017.

  1. epickid37
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    epickid37 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    why would i tell you stalkers where i live?
    Since there are so many people here trying to shitpost and troll here is an extensive guide on how to achieve the maximum baiting and shitposting.

    1. Pick a controversial topic (e.g. P2W, Combat CC bullshit, etc)

    2. State your opinion in a short phrase or paragraph. *YOUR OPINION HAS TO APPEAR GENUINE* (AVOID POSTING THINGS LIKE "lol if you cant afford the game just dont play it","the 100 stamina u got from the outfit u bought arent going to make u win a pvp fight as a lvl 20 vs a lvl 50" THESE ARE PRETTY OBVIOUS AND WILL REDUCE THE QUALITY OF YOUR SHITPOST BY ABOUT 77%)

    3. Add a funny meme image.

    4. Make sure to reply to comments that do not have serious arguments serious and ignore or strawmen arguments that make any degree or sense. *VERY IMPORTANT FOR LONG TERM SHITPOSTING*

    5. Make sure to pick an appropriate title *VERY IMPORTANT* (Either something neutral that seems like a serious discussion to attract relatively serious people from both points of view (better for long term but requires more effort for the thread to take off and not guaranteed to succeed) OR the complete opposite, something that will attract the supporters of the opposite opinion to reply and flame you (more likely to succeed and will take off much easier but will probably die after 10-20 replies).

    Title examples: This game is so f'ing pay to win lol, [Serious] Cash Shop Pricing [Serious], My Opinion on the Cash Shop

    ADVANCED TACTICS

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    Make a youtube video expressing your opinions for more credibility.

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    With that being said you are ready to start shitposting like a professional but for those people that are more visual learners here's a quick example:

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    Title: BDO Business Model Discussion

    Black Desert is not a pay to win game because a better player will always win over someone who just bought a 10% xp bonus since the better player knows how to grind more efficiently. Everyone who is accusing the game of being pay to win is either 13 and can't afford the items in the cash shop or someone who clearly doesn't understand that Daum needs to make profit on the game and preorders are simply not enough when we are talking about such a complex and visually stunning game such as BDO (it looks better than most AAA titles).

    Prove me wrong (protip: you can't)



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  2. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 Some Cool Skiddo

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    This is not really a "good" shitpost for this site. Maybe for 4chan/GameFAQs
     
  3. epickid37
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    epickid37 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    never mention gameFAQs again
     
  4. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 Some Cool Skiddo

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    G A M E F A Q S
     
  5. epickid37
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    epickid37 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    why would i tell you stalkers where i live?
    Skiddon'tism
     
  6. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 Some Cool Skiddo

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    If you join leave that I'll stop posting GameFAQs :^)
     
  7. Elysium420

    Elysium420 Shitposting bastard

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    Don't waste time to teach the Temp how to shitpost, my dude. You'll achieve nothing.