How to pick up women....

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  1. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    My dick just died, can I burry it in ur ass?
    followed by a smile like so:
    [​IMG]

    Works every freakin time. [​IMG]
     
  2. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Does it work on Asian teenagers?
     
  3. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    Could you repeat that again?
    *gets microphone ready*

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    Hye WestSide, My dick just died, can I burry it in ur ass?
    [​IMG]

    Btw, hu r u? Im new here
     
  5. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    The story is too long to explain, buttt I'm new here also.
     
  6. Domination

    Domination GBAtemp Psycho!

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    So.... can I just bury my dick in your ass? Heres a nice smile: [​IMG]
     
  7. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Westside is one of those members who I always welcome back with open arms.






    Or butt cheeks.
     
  8. Westside
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    Hadrian is that you? [​IMG]
    OMG... it is you. [​IMG]
    Nosferadrian? [​IMG]
     
  9. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Just one of many name changes:

    Gaydrian
    Lesdrian
    Hadrian Uranium (like Toni Plutonij)
    Hadrigu1n (hated that one)
    Canadrian

    Can't remember the others.
     
  10. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    Nice one.. but I prefer "With an ass like that, you should go poop at my house" [​IMG]


    Good to see you here Westicles! [​IMG]
     
  11. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    "My donkeypenis just turned into a claymore, can I _________________?"

    Fill the blank, Westside.
     
  12. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    [​IMG]

    Can I fill your blank? If you know what I mean.
     
  13. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    When picking up chicks, always REMEMBER TO LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS, NOT WITH YOUR BACK. [​IMG]
     
  14. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    I was thinking of something similar, but I couldn't quite work it in.
     
  15. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I'd recommend more lube.



    [​IMG]
     
  16. NeSchn

    NeSchn GBAPimpdaddy.

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    "Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?"
     
  17. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Bad girl! Go to my room!
     
  18. Hop2089

    Hop2089 Cute>Hot

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    No man on planet can understand your true beauty, you are a goddess inside and out.
     
  19. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    - Excuse me, what time is it?
    *waits for the answer*
    - Yeah, I just wanted to know the exact moment that I've met the woman of my life [​IMG]
     
  20. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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