How to not get any viruses

[Janthran]

See that power button? Hold that down for 10 seconds. And never press it again. I guarantee that you'll never get a virus on that computer again.

 

[s4mid4re]

Are you certain about this? I just tried this, but I'm still getting the common cold. My throat has been killing me, and my nose is aggravating me.

 

[NES SNES V.B. N64 G.C. Wii WiiU]

Are you certain about this? I just tried this, but I'm still getting the common cold. My throat has been killing me, and my nose is aggravating me.

That's because you turned it back on to post that!

 

[Snowmanne]

What happens when you use the hard drive on another computer?

 

[DiscostewSM]

How to not get any viruses

Use a condom. Put it on your head, your other head, and your internet line.

 

[FireGrey]

WTF is this you retard, that just turns your computer off.
Everyone knows that the best way to not get any viruses is to slather yourself in bacon grease..

 

[BoxmanWTF]

And if that doesn't work delete system32

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

My other PC doesn't ever get online.
It's never had a virus.
That might be a viable solution for you.

 

[Foxi4]

1. Turn on Internet Explorer.
2. Disable any Ad Blocking/Anti-Virus/Anti-Spyware/Firewall (including Windows Security Center) software you may have installed.
3. Google for "Teen BDSM Hardcore Porn".
4. Enter the least legit site you may find.
5. Start clicking random pictures.
6. Done! Your computer is now protected from any form of infections.

The alternative is defenestration of the unit.

 

[gloweyjoey]

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[ScarletCrystals]

If all the above method fails and your computer still got infected by a virus, use this to cleanse you computer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtTUsOKjWyQ

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

4. Enter the least legit site you may find.

What's a legit looking site, and how does one avoid them?

 

[Deleted User]

4. Enter the least legit site you may find.

What's a legit looking site, and how does one avoid them?

http://porn.gbatemp.net

 

[philip11]

Are you certain about this? I just tried this, but I'm still getting the common cold. My throat has been killing me, and my nose is aggravating me.

What a coincedence I have a Cold and here's another way to not get viruses (the electronic kind) don't download ANYTHING And don't connect to the internet on how to not get viruses such as diseases wash hands freqently and act like Mr. Adrian Monk

 

[Deleted-236924]

Best way not to get a virus:

1- Go to virus.com;
2- Download everything.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Why don't you take your own advice AND GO THE FUCK AWAY.

 

[Janthran]

Are you certain about this? I just tried this, but I'm still getting the common cold. My throat has been killing me, and my nose is aggravating me.

>ON THAT COMPUTER

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[RiderLeangle]

The best way to avoid getting viruses, delete your OS, that's what's prone to viruses. You'll be just fine without it.

 

[JoostinOnline]

Don't have unprotected sex.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]