How to make an Edge of Forum Thread

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So you want to make a spicy meme? This tutorial will show you how with step by step instructions

Step 1. Determine the edgy topic of discussion. For this example, I'll be using vaping. *THESE WOUNDS WILL NEVER HEAL*
"PAPA! SOMEONE DID THAT TOPIC!"​
They did? THOSE CUNTS WILL PAY! ASSEMBLE THE SHITPOST BRIGADE! BRING THE OP TO THEIR KNEES!

Step 1b. Make sure to evade the mods when they find out you and the squad derailed the inferior thread, and that it escalated to the point where you... "closed the OP's eyes".

Step 2. Write your witty bullshit in! Now, if Step 1b occured, copy and paste everything from the inferior thread and do minor edits!

Step 3. Post that shit.

Step 3b. You got banned? Well... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't expecting it. So here is what you do... ACTIVATE HYPERHAX! Oh... just uh... gotta wait an eternity for the Homebrew Launcher to load... Now just gotta open HyperHax... Oh son of a bitch, it crashed. This may take a few tries, be patient. Fuck it, ARM9LoaderHax to load HyperHax. Ah, there we go! NOW WITH HYPERHAX, TAKE DOWN THE MODS! THEN, TAKE DOWN THE FORUM! HELL YEAH! TAKE DOWN THE INTERNET! M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! Now... only one target left... THE FUCKING WORLD, OF COURSE!

Step 4. Read the lovely comments... I have a couple of examples from earlier:
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Step 5. Leave the Edge of Forum for a long time with your new found crippling depression.

Step 6. REPEAT UNTIL YOU ARE CROWNED MEME KING/QUEEN/CANCER OF GBATEMP!

Hope my tutorial helps!
The comments are fake (Thanks Inspect Element and the Member Pronunciation thread!)
 
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