How to leave a forum

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Fellow, May 4, 2009.

  1. Fellow
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    Fellow GBAtemp Fan

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    I've run onto a bumpy road with one forum in particular, but I still keep catching myself returning to the website and logging back in constantly, what are some good methods of leaving a forum and never returning?
     
  2. dobz

    dobz GBAtemp Regular

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    start a spam riot there to get yourself banned
     
  3. Blood Fetish

    Blood Fetish Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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    Break your fingers.
    Learn to be comfortable with yourself, and stop constantly seeking attention and validation from others.
    Take a hammer to your head and hope you damage the part of your brain that knows where the forum is.
    Have self-control.
     
  4. m3rox

    m3rox GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Use the patch in combination with the gum. That always works.

    Or post porn.
     
  5. triassic911

    triassic911 Burst Mode

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    Just use other forums. Occupy yourself reading articles at digg.com. Look at porn.
     
  6. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    ask urza
     
  7. War

    War Take it easy~

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    Get yourself banned
     
  8. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    Or just ask an admin to ban or delete your account.
     
  9. Splych

    Splych GBAtemp's Lurker

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    Don't ask to be deleted. Ask to be banned, IP.Banned and/or spam your way to 1 million posts until you get banned. Sadly, that is all I can think of, then ask the admin for their msn so that you can contact them again if you eve did want to join.
     
  10. purplesludge

    purplesludge anyone have any ideas for this space

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    Post goatse
     
  11. mucus

    mucus Orc Orc Orc

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    it depends, why do you visit the forum?
    is it something you like? is it crap?
    are you secretly addicted to something and just want to cover that you
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    what's going on in your life? maybe that forum has something to offer you? maybe that forum has replaced your blood with a need to log into that forum.

    yes, something must be causing you to visit the forum.

    and i think i know exactly what's going on now.

    you are visiting a forum about forums, and everytime you log in you look for a new forum, but each time you log into the forum you realize that forum isn't the forum that you really wanted. and since that forum isn't the forum that you thought you wanted, you realize you no longer want a forum.

    that being said,

    ...


    forums for 'em
     
  12. notnarb

    notnarb Not narbing it up

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    Posting child pornography is a fantastic method of getting you banned from a forum. If you want to stay on the legal side of things, stick to horse pornography

    Edit: I seem to be forgetting a sizable forum community (not imageboards), for those sad, sad communities pictures of animal cruelty should suffice. A lot of this content can be found by searching encyclopediadramatica.com and doing a search for "offended"
     
  13. ojsinnerz.

    ojsinnerz. Damned

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    I..... I can't really comment on this....
     
  14. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    That idea is so brilliant it might just get you arrested WORK! [​IMG]
     
  15. Espeon lover

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    wait a few months like 3 and then come again and log in and your not on the forum anymore.
     
  16. kjean

    kjean GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    where I'm from
    be the beve.
     
  17. zidane_genome

    zidane_genome My sword has a +2 bleeding... wanna test it out?

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    edit your HOSTS file if on a PC to block the site
     
  18. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong Unamused frog

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    Oh another thing you could try is to reset your password. Then when you get the new one in your email, just delete it without looking at the new password.
     
  19. Tanas

    Tanas GBAtemp Addict

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    or. write down random letters that you'll never remember, use them as your password then throw it away.
     
  20. DeadLocked

    DeadLocked Bi-Winning.

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Sounds like you need to use Therapistfinder.net/kickthehabit
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    Noes whatchu gotta do......is make this exact same thread on that forum and leave it up for a few hours and then state that it's that forum you want to leave then they'll all get pissed off and kill you ban you hopefully.....if failing, swarezsz at them
    BTW if it's this forum you're trying to quit, Im'ma kill you get you banned personally jokes