How to Hack Any Wii U and Run Homebrew! Also Get Any Game You Wanted! - Wii Used!

[Larsenv]

Hacks:

Method 1:

1. Be an authorized, official Nintendo Developer.
2. Make a crappy game that barely classifies as a game filled with crap.
3. Put a homebrew mode on a random part of the game only accessible by pressing the Konami code backwards a hundred times.
4. Publish the game.
5. Play your game and hack the thing.
   
6. PROFIT.

Method 2:

1. Go to Starbucks. YES, ONLY STARBUCKS IS ALLOWED. Get an espresso.
2. Tear your Wii U apart and spill the espresso on your CPU. Now you have the Starbuck key and Espresso key.
3. Put your Wii U back together.
   
4. Launch the Internet Browser.
5. PROFIT.

Get Any Game You Wanted.

1. Make a hex document that's 25025314816 bytes.
2. Put a bunch of random hex in there until you got a Wii U Game copy that's a byte by byte version of the game you wanted.
3. PROFIT.

 

[GhostLatte]

Is method four shoving it up our asses?

 

[RevPokemon]

Method 5 is asking a hooker when she says she will do any thing for 12 bucks an hour

 

[HaloEffect17]

Is method four shoving it up our asses?

Absolutely.

 

[migles]

Get Any Game You Wanted.

1. Make a hex document that's 25025314816 bytes.
2. Put a bunch of random hex in there until you got a Wii U Game copy that's a byte by byte version of the game you wanted.
3. PROFIT.

think about this... if you get a hex editor, and fill it with random data it's not impossible that it creates a picture of you having sex with your relatives in possitions you never thought about...
well, the probabilities and odds are impossible but there is still a very very very very very very very etc low change.. but just think about all the possibilities of pixels, there are googlions of possibilities of diferent pictures of you kissing what you think its the worst thing to kiss

 

[Larsenv]

Or you can buy a game from GameStop, dump it, then return it, or just rent the game.

I assume that's how the scene dumps games in the cheapest way possible.