How to deactivate a cat

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Jul 13, 2011

How to deactivate a cat by Veho at 11:00 AM (1,326 Views / 0 Likes) 34 replies

  1. Veho
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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TmmF79Rw0[/youtube]

    Meow meow meow meow meow meow *clip* [​IMG] -Standby Initiated- [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] *un-clip* meow meow meow meow meow...
     


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    Teehee ^^
    Yesh, I knew about this, but it's still a funny video [​IMG]
     
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    Hmm, wonder what would happen when combined with

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM[/youtube]
     
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    The poor cat looks like its in pain when they do that :/ eh... I guess I'm too soft...

    And YAY Monty Python [​IMG]
     
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    That was just strange. I wonder what other animals that works on [​IMG]
     
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    to me it seams cruel :s
    but it has a logic !
     
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    Say, you're a cat-boy, aren't you?

    *gets binder clip*
     
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    Why use a clip to do that? It works using your hand [​IMG]

    If you want to know why that works: Mothers carry kittens by the scruff of the neck, cats automatically think it's their mother holding them, so shut up.

    Catboy: It should work with all felines.
     
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    But a clip leaves both your hands free.
     
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    Jokes on you guys, I don't have a scruff! [​IMG]
     
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    exactly like i was thinking but still your question stands why using a clip [​IMG]
     
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    This.

    And it doesn't hurt the cat anyway.
     
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    I bet there's other places a crocodile clip being clamped onto you would make you surprisingly docile.
     
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    Crocodile clip is a bit much, a clothes pin or something smaller would work much better.
     
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    ^^ I wasn't on about it getting you off. I was on about the "oh my, oh my, is it going to hurt? is it going to hurt?" way. Like when someone gets you trapped in your fly.
     
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    And now this topic disturbs me...
     
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    So if we implant electrodes into a cat's neck, that would stimulate the tactile sensory nerves, we could have a remote-controlled standby switch for cats.
     
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    and now it intrigues me
     
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    That sounds about right too [​IMG]
     
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