How to be a Gateway 3DS user in 2018

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  1. Lilith Valentine
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    Step 1: Deny reality with great vigor. If someone tells you that the cart is no longer supported, call them a "Gatehater" and derail the entire thread. The bigger the dick you are, the more likely you are going to get the posts removed.
    Step 2: Overlook the extremely obtuse manors required to keep your cart even remotely functional. Who cares just many bootloaders you need to boot through or the fact that you need to make a frankenfirm to even be remotely useful. Anyone who points this out is hater and you need to derail the thread completely if they even attempt to point this out.
    Step 3: All criticism is "hate," it doesn't matter how manor it is. Derail the thread if you see any criticism of Gateway
    Step 4: Stargate doesn't mean they ditched the cart, there will be an update. Derail the thread if someone suggests otherwise.
    Step 5: "I will just wait for them update." Derail the thread if someone points out why that's not going to happen.
    Step 6: Derail the thread if someone isn't willing to pander to your delusion.
     
  2. Seriel

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    Step 7: Derail the thread.
     
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  3. Lilith Valentine
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    Just derail the thread. Censorship by force is the best form of censorship.
     
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    If in doubt, derail the thread.
     
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    You see how everyone is talking calmly about how Gateway is dead? Derail the thread!
     
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    This thread is too normal, lets derail it with Gateway propaganda.
     
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  7. Lilith Valentine
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    50 shades of derailing
     
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    think you missed the part of derailing the thread
     
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    Back with kitty Zelda forever :D
    in sims 4, theres a book called "12 shades of woohoo"
     
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    Gateway Did Nothing Wrong
     
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    Noctosphere Adoptive father of my kitty named Zelda

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    Back with kitty Zelda forever :D
    fuck brickwait
    viva gateway
     
  12. Lilith Valentine
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    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolf-husky™ Marina is best waifu

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    Step 7: if the thread has gone quiet, pick a random comment to bump and derail the thread with. Make sure your post is laced with personal attacks. Always remember that force censorship is the end goal
    Your mom gay
     
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