How the hell do you buy a life?

[Seriel]

Title says all

 

[Subtle Demise]

If you find out, let me know.

 

[Alkéryn]

1) have enought money
2) go in some third world country
buy an human slave, there you go

or you could just buy a 1$ goldfish or win it at a fun fair
but since you wanna buy, go with the former

 

[Seriel]

1) have enought money
2) go in some third world country
buy an human slave, there you go

I tried that but they wont let me bring it home

 

[Noctosphere]

 

[Alkéryn]

I tried that but they wont let me bring it home

Well then your only option left is to buy a gold fish
or you can buy fruit flies as fishing food and put them in a jar in your room
don't forget to put in food and to clean regularly

 

[Mr_Reaper]

You used to be able to go to Lifes-R-Us and get one, but all those stores closed down.

Some people would illegally download Lifes from a website called LifeParadise, but that got shut down too.

Try ebay.



Or go to any grocery store....

 

[AmandaRose]

I would have sold you my life. But listen here missy my life is just to amazing for this awesome girl to sell it to you sorry.

 

[grey72]

Punch bricks from underneath

 

[Seriel]

Punch bricks from underneath

I broke my fist, now what do I do?

 

[grey72]

I broke my fist, now what do I do?

Ask your mum to help you out


... THAT'S ALL THE INTERNET FOR TODAY, GOOOOOODNIGHT GBATEMP

 

[Exannor]

I can't tell you how to buy one, but I can tell you how to fix your non-existent one.

Chowder intro

 

[Seriel]

Ask your mum to help you out

Now my mum thinks I'm retarded

I can't tell you how to buy one, but I can tell you how to fix your non-existent one.

Chowder intro

How can you fix something that doesnt exist, dummy

 

[grey72]

Now my mum thinks I'm retarded

I see reddit's tumorous, filthy mass hasn't made its way into GBATemp yet, good to know.


Try foraging in the woods, under trees?

 

[Exannor]

How can you fix something that doesnt exist, dummy

By adding in things that seem like fun

 

[Seriel]

Try foraging in the woods, under trees?

I broke my hand, stupid

By adding in things that seem like fun

You can't add to something that doesnt exist

 

[Exannor]

You can't add to something that doesnt exist

[poison@meatloaf~]# mkdir .funlife && mkdir reallife
[poison@meatloaf~]# cd .funlife && touch funthings && cd ../reallife && touch reality

done

 

[Seriel]

[poison@meatloaf~]# mkdir .funlife && mkdir reallife
[poison@meatloaf~]# cd .funlife && touch funthings && cd ../reallife && touch reality

done

ok now how do i buy that life you just made

 

[Exannor]

ok now how do i buy that life you just made

oh, you want it?

[poison@meatloaf~]# sudo ssh Seriel.net
[root@Seriel~]# mkdir .funlife && mkdir reallife
[root@Seriel~]# cd .funlife && touch funthings && cd ../reallife && touch reality

enjoy lmao

 

[Uiaad]

I don't know anything about buying a life, but I can sell you a nearly new soul can let you have it for ooooh ... 25% off ?