How the hell do you buy a life?

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  1. Seriel
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    Title says all :D
     
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    If you find out, let me know.
     
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  3. Alkéryn

    Alkéryn Moon Dweller ~

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    Albategnius, Moon
    1) have enought money
    2) go in some third world country
    buy an human slave, there you go

    or you could just buy a 1$ goldfish or win it at a fun fair
    but since you wanna buy, go with the former
     
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    I tried that but they wont let me bring it home :(
     
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    Alkéryn Moon Dweller ~

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    Well then your only option left is to buy a gold fish
    or you can buy fruit flies as fishing food and put them in a jar in your room
    don't forget to put in food and to clean regularly
     
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    The dark endless abyss of empty eternal oblivion.
    You used to be able to go to Lifes-R-Us and get one, but all those stores closed down.

    Some people would illegally download Lifes from a website called LifeParadise, but that got shut down too.

    Try ebay.



    Or go to any grocery store....

    [​IMG]
     
  8. AmandaRose

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    I would have sold you my life. But listen here missy my life is just to amazing for this awesome girl to sell it to you sorry.
     
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  10. Seriel
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    I broke my fist, now what do I do?
     
  11. grey72

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    Ask your mum to help you out


    ... THAT'S ALL THE INTERNET FOR TODAY, GOOOOOODNIGHT GBATEMP
     
  12. Exannor

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    I can't tell you how to buy one, but I can tell you how to fix your non-existent one.

    Chowder intro
     
  13. Seriel
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    Now my mum thinks I'm retarded :angry:

    How can you fix something that doesnt exist, dummy
     
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    I see reddit's tumorous, filthy mass hasn't made its way into GBATemp yet, good to know.


    Try foraging in the woods, under trees?
     
  15. Exannor

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    By adding in things that seem like fun
     
  16. Seriel
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    I broke my hand, stupid
    You can't add to something that doesnt exist
     
  17. Exannor

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    [poison@meatloaf~]# mkdir .funlife && mkdir reallife
    [poison@meatloaf~]# cd .funlife && touch funthings && cd ../reallife && touch reality

    done
     
  18. Seriel
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    ok now how do i buy that life you just made
     
  19. Exannor

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    oh, you want it?

    [poison@meatloaf~]# sudo ssh Seriel.net
    [root@Seriel~]# mkdir .funlife && mkdir reallife
    [root@Seriel~]# cd .funlife && touch funthings && cd ../reallife && touch reality

    enjoy lmao
     
  20. Uiaad

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    I don't know anything about buying a life, but I can sell you a nearly new soul can let you have it for ooooh ... 25% off ?