1. Seriel

    OP Seriel Doing her best
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    Title says all :D
     
  2. Subtle Demise

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    If you find out, let me know.
     
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  3. Alkéryn

    Alkéryn Moon Dweller ~
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    1) have enought money
    2) go in some third world country
    buy an human slave, there you go

    or you could just buy a 1$ goldfish or win it at a fun fair
    but since you wanna buy, go with the former
     
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  4. Seriel

    OP Seriel Doing her best
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    I tried that but they wont let me bring it home :(
     
  5. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of Zelda
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    Alkéryn Moon Dweller ~
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    Well then your only option left is to buy a gold fish
    or you can buy fruit flies as fishing food and put them in a jar in your room
    don't forget to put in food and to clean regularly
     
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  7. Mr_Reaper

    Mr_Reaper Newbie
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    You used to be able to go to Lifes-R-Us and get one, but all those stores closed down.

    Some people would illegally download Lifes from a website called LifeParadise, but that got shut down too.

    Try ebay.



    Or go to any grocery store....

    [​IMG]
     
  8. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    I would have sold you my life. But listen here missy my life is just to amazing for this awesome girl to sell it to you sorry.
     
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  9. grey72

    grey72 GBAtemp Regular
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    Punch bricks from underneath
     
  10. Seriel

    OP Seriel Doing her best
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    I broke my fist, now what do I do?
     
  11. grey72

    grey72 GBAtemp Regular
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    Ask your mum to help you out


    ... THAT'S ALL THE INTERNET FOR TODAY, GOOOOOODNIGHT GBATEMP
     
  12. Exannor

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    I can't tell you how to buy one, but I can tell you how to fix your non-existent one.

    Chowder intro
     
  13. Seriel

    OP Seriel Doing her best
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    Now my mum thinks I'm retarded :angry:

    How can you fix something that doesnt exist, dummy
     
  14. grey72

    grey72 GBAtemp Regular
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    I see reddit's tumorous, filthy mass hasn't made its way into GBATemp yet, good to know.


    Try foraging in the woods, under trees?
     
  15. Exannor

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    By adding in things that seem like fun
     
  16. Seriel

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    I broke my hand, stupid
    You can't add to something that doesnt exist
     
  17. Exannor

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    [[email protected]~]# mkdir .funlife && mkdir reallife
    [[email protected]~]# cd .funlife && touch funthings && cd ../reallife && touch reality

    done
     
  18. Seriel

    OP Seriel Doing her best
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    ok now how do i buy that life you just made
     
  19. Exannor

    Exannor Advanced Member
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    oh, you want it?

    [[email protected]~]# sudo ssh Seriel.net
    [[email protected]~]# mkdir .funlife && mkdir reallife
    [[email protected]~]# cd .funlife && touch funthings && cd ../reallife && touch reality

    enjoy lmao
     
  20. Uiaad

    Uiaad GBAtemp's resident guinea pig
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    I don't know anything about buying a life, but I can sell you a nearly new soul can let you have it for ooooh ... 25% off ?
     
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