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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Seriel, Aug 24, 2018.
Title says all
If you find out, let me know.
1) have enought money
2) go in some third world country
buy an human slave, there you go
or you could just buy a 1$ goldfish or win it at a fun fair
but since you wanna buy, go with the former
I tried that but they wont let me bring it home
Well then your only option left is to buy a gold fish
or you can buy fruit flies as fishing food and put them in a jar in your room
don't forget to put in food and to clean regularly
You used to be able to go to Lifes-R-Us and get one, but all those stores closed down.
Some people would illegally download Lifes from a website called LifeParadise, but that got shut down too.
Or go to any grocery store....
I would have sold you my life. But listen here missy my life is just to amazing for this awesome girl to sell it to you sorry.
Punch bricks from underneath
I broke my fist, now what do I do?
Ask your mum to help you out
... THAT'S ALL THE INTERNET FOR TODAY, GOOOOOODNIGHT GBATEMP
I can't tell you how to buy one, but I can tell you how to fix your non-existent one.
Now my mum thinks I'm retarded
How can you fix something that doesnt exist, dummy
I see reddit's tumorous, filthy mass hasn't made its way into GBATemp yet, good to know.
Try foraging in the woods, under trees?
By adding in things that seem like fun
I broke my hand, stupid
You can't add to something that doesnt exist
[poison@meatloaf~]# mkdir .funlife && mkdir reallife
[poison@meatloaf~]# cd .funlife && touch funthings && cd ../reallife && touch reality
ok now how do i buy that life you just made
oh, you want it?
[poison@meatloaf~]# sudo ssh Seriel.net
[root@Seriel~]# mkdir .funlife && mkdir reallife
[root@Seriel~]# cd .funlife && touch funthings && cd ../reallife && touch reality
I don't know anything about buying a life, but I can sell you a nearly new soul can let you have it for ooooh ... 25% off ?