Hi everyone, I just had the time to post this and would like to get some opinions on what to get my AP physics teacher for his birthday tomorrow. About him: - In his late 50s. - Hates teaching physics since he has been teaching it for years. - Hates the world. - Hates my senior class. - He is the kind of guy who says he hates everything and everyone and also says it to the people he likes. - Never smiled from september 7th to this day. - Brutally honest. - Has an extremely weird sense of humor. - Yes, he is a Russian. Honestly, this guy at first I extremely hated, but now am growing quite attached to. He is an alright guy once you get to know him. I am as he told me the most hardworking student he ever met in his eyes. He greatly praises me (which is A LOT coming from him trust me)and always helps me with physics whenever I need it. So what do you think would be a suitable gift for the guy? Something small and something I would like to screw his day with, in a good joking manner.