I can do 5,000 bench press units and a field goal.
I actually have no idea how much I can bench. I haven't tried it since highschool, which was 8 years ago. I think I could do 15 reps of about 160 pounds back then, but I've become considerably more doughy since so I bet I'm fairly pitiful at this point.
Also I remember that one time after benching I could barely bend my arms for a week. It was agony. So I was probably really overdoing it.