I think the whole milk discovery thing was like this: Man: Hey woman whats up? Woman: No milk is coming from my titties so baby is hungry. Man: You got lame tits huh? Woman: Guess so Man: Erm theres no other frinkoptengooork (that was the word cavemen used before "lactating" was used) women around so I dunno what we could do to feed baby. Woman: Theres those black and white blotchy things out there, their young seem to suck their teats for food. Man: Mmmm Man goes off, sucks the black & white blotchy things teat. Another man: Hey what is your man doing to that bull? Woman: Whats a bull? Another Man: A male cow. Woman: Oh! How can you tell them apart? Another Man: Yeah erm big horns on head, theres no udders and it has a penis. Woman: Whats penis? Another Man pulls his loin clothe down and shows her. Woman: Holy smeg! HAROLD HAROLD STOP DOING THAT! YOU GIVING A MALE COW A SPECIAL THURSDAY TREAT!!! Man: MFLFFL???? Another Man: So erm why he doing that? Woman: My titties are lame cos they won't give baby the white food. Another Man: Oh right! Woman: Yeah. Man comes back looking quite ashamed. Woman: You ok? Man: Not really Another Man: S'up? Erm them ones there are female. Points to cow Man: Ah ok...erm I'm kinda fragile right now so do you mind? Another Man: Nah mate I'm frinkopten intolerant. Man: What? Another Man: It means it makes me super sick. Man: How did you find that out? Getting milk from animals hasn't been realised yet? Another Man: Yeah erm I've chucked up on my mothers none lame titties. Man: Oh right, so what did you do for food? Another Man: Well my Dad did what you did but erm with a horse. Thats why my Dad is dead, the horse kinda kicked him hard and its hoof went in my Dads head. Man: Bummer...so then what? Another Man: Well a day later my Mum was like with this other guy and she got him to find a cow that had udders and this other guy was actually not a douche and just used his hand and got some milk out into this rock bucket we used for doing number 2 in. Man: Ah so it works then? Another Man: Well I didn't starve to death! Man: Cool, well I'll get the poo bucket then. Man goes over to the supposed cow. Man: IS THIS A COW? I SEE NO PENIS ONLY FLANGE. Another Man: YEAH THATS A COW! Man: Cheers. And there you go thats how it happened. So do you feel like you lost a part of your life that you'll never get back? Like most stories of the past there are some gross inconsistencies there.