How Man Discovered Milk

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Sep 25, 2007

How Man Discovered Milk by Hadrian at 5:38 PM (1,798 Views / 1 Likes) 19 replies

  1. Hadrian
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    I think the whole milk discovery thing was like this:

    Man: Hey woman whats up?
    Woman: No milk is coming from my titties so baby is hungry.
    Man: You got lame tits huh?
    Woman: Guess so [​IMG]
    Man: Erm theres no other frinkoptengooork (that was the word cavemen used before "lactating" was used) women around so I dunno what we could do to feed baby.
    Woman: Theres those black and white blotchy things out there, their young seem to suck their teats for food.
    Man: Mmmm

    Man goes off, sucks the black & white blotchy things teat.

    Another man: Hey what is your man doing to that bull?
    Woman: Whats a bull?
    Another Man: A male cow.
    Woman: Oh! How can you tell them apart?
    Another Man: Yeah erm big horns on head, theres no udders and it has a penis.
    Woman: Whats penis?

    Another Man pulls his loin clothe down and shows her.

    Woman: Holy smeg! HAROLD HAROLD STOP DOING THAT! YOU GIVING A MALE COW A SPECIAL THURSDAY TREAT!!!
    Man: MFLFFL????
    Another Man: So erm why he doing that?
    Woman: My titties are lame cos they won't give baby the white food.
    Another Man: Oh right!
    Woman: Yeah.

    Man comes back looking quite ashamed.

    Woman: You ok?
    Man: Not really
    Another Man: S'up? Erm them ones there are female.

    Points to cow

    Man: Ah ok...erm I'm kinda fragile right now so do you mind?
    Another Man: Nah mate I'm frinkopten intolerant.
    Man: What?
    Another Man: It means it makes me super sick.
    Man: How did you find that out? Getting milk from animals hasn't been realised yet?
    Another Man: Yeah erm I've chucked up on my mothers none lame titties.
    Man: Oh right, so what did you do for food?
    Another Man: Well my Dad did what you did but erm with a horse. Thats why my Dad is dead, the horse kinda kicked him hard and its hoof went in my Dads head.
    Man: Bummer...so then what?
    Another Man: Well a day later my Mum was like with this other guy and she got him to find a cow that had udders and this other guy was actually not a douche and just used his hand and got some milk out into this rock bucket we used for doing number 2 in.
    Man: Ah so it works then?
    Another Man: Well I didn't starve to death!
    Man: Cool, well I'll get the poo bucket then.

    Man goes over to the supposed cow.

    Man: IS THIS A COW? I SEE NO PENIS ONLY FLANGE.
    Another Man: YEAH THATS A COW!
    Man: Cheers.

    And there you go thats how it happened. So do you feel like you lost a part of your life that you'll never get back? Like most stories of the past there are some gross inconsistencies there.
     
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    It all makes sense to me... [​IMG]
     
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    actually, donkey milk is the closest to human milk and has in the past been used to feed babies when the mother died (and a wet nurse wasn't available).

    see HERE for some more info.

    Ass-Milk, kekekekekekekekekeke!!
     
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    xD i was about to psot that [​IMG] lololol
     
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    (17:50:38) (Hadrianm) Man discovering milk or something
    (17:50:55) (NekoLeah) How Man Discovered Milk
    (17:51:01) (NekoLeah) ?
    (17:51:14) (NekoLeah) this topic maybe ? http://gbatemp.net/index.php?showtopic=61262&hl=milk
    (17:51:43) (Hadrianm) OH YEAH!
    (17:52:07) (Hadrianm) Someone bump it
     
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    I stopped reading at the man-cow mouth milking part
     
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    Hadrian, I approve of your avatar, that is one awesome album. Also a friend of mine knows one of the Primal Scream dudes.

    Anyway, I think your theory is actually putting it nicely, I think it went more like this:

    Man1: How was that for you?
    Man2: I've had better blowjobs off sabretoothed tigers.
    Man1: Oh, I guess I should practice huh?
    Man2: Don't talk to me until you do.
    dot dot dot
     
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    I believe it is easier to pull a loincloth up. I can tell by my loincloth and having pulled quite a few loincloths in my time.
     
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    you can't feed cow's milk to a baby! this story is bullshit
     
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    I think this thread should be renamed to "How Man Discovered Zoophilia"
     
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    You can feed a baby anything. Will it like it? Maybe not. Will it make it sick, probably.
     

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