The only reasonable amount of lewd is when you have to stop sleeping, eating, peeing and breathing to continue lewding
I like being lewd to the point of not being able to think straight , but appearently it's not healthy soooo :^)
The only acceptable level of lewd is "Keep me away from your children and everyone else" level of lewd..... Or better yet Crystal the Glaceon levels of lewd. Yeah let's go with that.
FTFY milliseconds in a second / seconds in a minute / minutes in an hour / hours in a day / days in the week / days in a LEAP year / years in a decade / decades in a century / centuries in a millennium / the number of years until the sun explodes and earth is completely destroyed / the number of years until the heat death of the universe / when you can finally stop being lewd
Start posting furry porn but photoshop it so the naughty parts are censored. Or do what Crystal the Glaceon does and crop a NSFW image so it looks okay.
