How do you pronounce "pwn"?

[Fat D]

pewn

 

[GexX2]

puh-OWN-ed

 

[Veho]

I do say some net speak out loud, but that one pretty much closes most chicks legs. Soon as you let that one fly you might as well just kiss your chances with any of them goodbye.

Sooo, you're saying you have no redeeming virtues whatsoever that would make up for you uttering "pwn" out loud in front of a girl? You know, looks, charm, a sense of humour? Your only quality presentable to the ladies is "I never say PWN to your face (because I'm a lying conniving little prick faking it all the way)"? Not to mention that most girls aren't a raging stuck-up bitch, and wouldn't even notice it; a fact that a person with a level of experience with girls that would make him deem himself fit to give "sage advice" like this is by all means expected to know already.

Yes, saying "pwnd" out loud sincerely, as in "using it to describe actual real-life pwnage in real life", means you are a speech impeded unoriginal elitist-wannabe ass who can't think up any innovative ways of saying "he got his ass handed to him on a silver platter with a napkin", but feels he has to, otherwise his "different-and-thus-better-than mediocre commoners" pose would start cracking, but sometimes you can't avoid saying it, seeing as it's being (ironically) embraced even by fashion magazines, or newspapers commenting an election victory with the title, "Cans Of PWNAGE". And no, trying to strike up a conversation about that article by pronouncing it "cans of beaten" (as some insecure prick "cleverly" stated somewhere in the thread) won't make you seem any less of a creep than the people who would say "LOL" out loud with a straight face.

So, in conclusion, being overly anal in avoiding the expression "pwn" in real life because of your fear of "dork by association" and the fear of all of your "cool" being overshadowed by three letters only means you could count your "qualities" on the fingers of one hand of a three-toed sloth, and that you are a fake, anal-retentive, pathetic little loser.

 

[serious_sean]

poned!

 

[Osaka]

its not "pawn" people o_o; its said like "own" but with a "p" sound infront of it, like pown XD

 

[ozzyzak]

I do say some net speak out loud, but that one pretty much closes most chicks legs. Soon as you let that one fly you might as well just kiss your chances with any of them goodbye.
Sooo, you're saying you have no redeeming virtues whatsoever that would make up for you uttering "pwn" out loud in front of a girl? You know, looks, charm, a sense of humour? Your only quality presentable to the ladies is "I never say PWN to your face (because I'm a lying conniving little prick faking it all the way)"? Not to mention that most girls aren't a raging stuck-up bitch, and wouldn't even notice it; a fact that a person with a level of experience with girls that would make him deem himself fit to give "sage advice" like this is by all means expected to know already.

Yes, saying "pwnd" out loud sincerely, as in "using it to describe actual real-life pwnage in real life", means you are a speech impeded unoriginal elitist-wannabe ass who can't think up any innovative ways of saying "he got his ass handed to him on a silver platter with a napkin", but feels he has to, otherwise his "different-and-thus-better-than mediocre commoners" pose would start cracking, but sometimes you can't avoid saying it, seeing as it's being (ironically) embraced even by fashion magazines, or newspapers commenting an election victory with the title, "Cans Of PWNAGE". And no, trying to strike up a conversation about that article by pronouncing it "cans of beaten" (as some insecure prick "cleverly" stated somewhere in the thread) won't make you seem any less of a creep than the people who would say "LOL" out loud with a straight face.

So, in conclusion, being overly anal in avoiding the expression "pwn" in real life because of your fear of "dork by association" and the fear of all of your "cool" being overshadowed by three letters only means you could count your "qualities" on the fingers of one hand of a three-toed sloth, and that you are a fake, anal-retentive, pathetic little loser.

Yeah, you sure told me.

I don't see how that's overly anal. If anything, you're overly anal. Telling me I can count my qualities on one hand as if you know me at all, calling me a fake, which I'm not because I don't use the word anyway. Also, conniving prick, ya that makes sense, I guess. I can't believe you typed all of that shit in response to a two sentence 'ha ha-joke' of a comment. But hey, to each their own.

 

[Osaka]

I do say some net speak out loud, but that one pretty much closes most chicks legs. Soon as you let that one fly you might as well just kiss your chances with any of them goodbye.
Sooo, you're saying you have no redeeming virtues whatsoever that would make up for you uttering "pwn" out loud in front of a girl? You know, looks, charm, a sense of humour? Your only quality presentable to the ladies is "I never say PWN to your face (because I'm a lying conniving little prick faking it all the way)"? Not to mention that most girls aren't a raging stuck-up bitch, and wouldn't even notice it; a fact that a person with a level of experience with girls that would make him deem himself fit to give "sage advice" like this is by all means expected to know already.

Yes, saying "pwnd" out loud sincerely, as in "using it to describe actual real-life pwnage in real life", means you are a speech impeded unoriginal elitist-wannabe ass who can't think up any innovative ways of saying "he got his ass handed to him on a silver platter with a napkin", but feels he has to, otherwise his "different-and-thus-better-than mediocre commoners" pose would start cracking, but sometimes you can't avoid saying it, seeing as it's being (ironically) embraced even by fashion magazines, or newspapers commenting an election victory with the title, "Cans Of PWNAGE". And no, trying to strike up a conversation about that article by pronouncing it "cans of beaten" (as some insecure prick "cleverly" stated somewhere in the thread) won't make you seem any less of a creep than the people who would say "LOL" out loud with a straight face.

So, in conclusion, being overly anal in avoiding the expression "pwn" in real life because of your fear of "dork by association" and the fear of all of your "cool" being overshadowed by three letters only means you could count your "qualities" on the fingers of one hand of a three-toed sloth, and that you are a fake, anal-retentive, pathetic little loser.

I agree! Say what you want, Do what you want, and be you! ^^;
I hate guys more who try to act like the generic "cool" guy.

and for my self, I do say internet things in real life, but its more of saying as a joke in its self rather then using them for their real meaning.... not sure if that makes sense >

 

[ozzyzak]

I agree! Say what you want, Do what you want, and be you! ^^;
I hate guys more who try to act like the generic "cool" guy.

and for my self, I do say internet things in real life, but its more of saying as a joke in its self rather then using them for their real meaning.... not sure if that makes sense >

 

[Osaka]

I agree! Say what you want, Do what you want, and be you! ^^;
I hate guys more who try to act like the generic "cool" guy.

and for my self, I do say internet things in real life, but its more of saying as a joke in its self rather then using them for their real meaning.... not sure if that makes sense >

 

[ozzyzak]

I agree! Say what you want, Do what you want, and be you! ^^;
I hate guys more who try to act like the generic "cool" guy.

and for my self, I do say internet things in real life, but its more of saying as a joke in its self rather then using them for their real meaning.... not sure if that makes sense >

 

[Osaka]

I agree! Say what you want, Do what you want, and be you! ^^;
I hate guys more who try to act like the generic "cool" guy.

and for my self, I do say internet things in real life, but its more of saying as a joke in its self rather then using them for their real meaning.... not sure if that makes sense >

 

[Veho]

Yeah, you sure told me.Â

 I don't see how that's overly anal. If anything, you're overly anal. Telling me I can count my qualities on one hand as if you know me at all, calling me a fake, which I'm not because I don't use the word anyway. Also, conniving prick, ya that makes sense, I guess. I can't believe you typed all of that shit in response to a two sentence 'ha ha-joke' of a comment. But hey, to each their own.
I think I'll add "egocentric" to the list as well. Only the first paragraph was aimed at you, the rest was aimed at all the "I never say pwn LOL" comments in the thread. No, the tirade wasn't about you, your part in it ended with the first paragraph and the mocking of your "dating advice". I thought about writing a disclaimer, something along the lines of "the you used here refers to everyone, not (just) ozzyzak", but then I decided it was obvious enough. Obviously, it wasn't.

The rest of my rant was aimed at all the complex-ridden, prepubescent, insecure little assholes walking the world stiff as a pole, trying to act cool, watching their every step for things they perceive as "nerdy", lest they be branded as "losers".

QUOTE(ozzyzak @ Oct 30 2007, 10:39 PM)I do say what I want and do what I want. Because I wouldn't consider saying pwn out loud makes me a fag apparently. It also means I'm an asshole who should diaf and obviously has no other prospects in life. How little I knew!

No, saying or not saying "pwn" out loud doesn't make you a fag

You missed the point entirely. Too preoccupied with righteous indignation to actually read my post, I guess. What I was saying is that actively avoiding the expression "pwn" (and similar) like the plague for fear of the impression you might leave makes you (again, "you" in general, not you specifically, ozzyzak) a loser. Because if you fear something as insignificant as using a piece of gamer slang in your conversation will outweigh all your positive qualities, that means all your positive qualities combined are insignificant as well. ("You" in general).

Can we agree on that one?

 

[enarky]

If the shoe fits...

(there was a misspelling in this message that was somewhat similar to "pwned" before I edited it, btw...)

 

[jpxdude]

I never thought of the 'poon' sound for pwn!

You got pooned!

That cracks me up...

 

[Cairpre]

p-own.

 

[Mewgia]

I saw it like owned with a p instead of an o :S

 

[RustyScrew]

I say Pooned.

Mostly because it sounds more funnier.