How do you make the most diabolically strong coffee possible?

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I'm not a coffee drinker; I don't know how to use a coffee pot really. My friend in high school use to make it in a pot on the stove and I just drink tea (all kinds of tea but mostly back tea w/ milk in it) so I'm very uneducated in this subject.

However I got to wondering; how strong is it possible to make the coffee, and how do you do it? Is there a limit to how strong the coffee can get?

I had the idea of doing w/e you do to make strong coffee, more beans/grouns less water; and then taking what ever that makes and putting it back into the coffee machine instead of water (I've seen people use a coffee machine before and it normally involves putting watter into a machine) to make more coffee.

When I say strong coffee I mean something on par with a good does of amphetamines; something that will make your heart over rev and explode or so you can't calm down for a looooong loooong time.
 

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I love vietnamese coffee - it's prepared in a french press and sweetened with condensed milk. Oh my god, that stuff is pretty good.
The strongest coffee I've had was in Malaysia - it was like pure rocket fuel, even with milk and watered down with ice. And holy hell, it probably would have kept me up for days.

Your idea is probably doable - but it might just taste like *ass*.
 
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put in a lot of coffee beans and sugar. You will be very....................................................................................................................................................................................
CRAZY
 

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my dad used to know some drivers who would have a regular white coffee mixed together with coca cola, sounds revolting but apparently kept them buzzed while driving
 

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Make regular coffee in a regular coffee maker.
Immediately pour the coffee into the machine's reservoir. (instead of water)
Replace used coffee grounds with fresh ones, and brew again.

Source: A year of working third shift at a convenience store. People knew I would do this with one of our coffee vats, so they always came to me.

To make it taste better (and possible to drink more quickly) add a scoop of ice cream. Works best with white chocolate macadamia nut.
 
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^ However overkill that may sound, it will definitely give you very very strong coffee. Haha.

We have a coffee maker that grinds the beans and all that jazz for a fresh cup of joe, and I usually just put strong coffee beans for a good kick.
 

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Make regular coffee in a regular coffee maker.
Immediately pour the coffee into the machine's reservoir. (instead of water)
Replace used coffee grounds with fresh ones, and brew again.

Source: A year of working third shift at a convenience store. People knew I would do this with one of our coffee vats, so they always came to me.

To make it taste better (and possible to drink more quickly) add a scoop of ice cream. Works best with white chocolate macadamia nut.

This could well possibly be the best idea ever!!!!!!1!
 
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