How do you make the most diabolically strong coffee possible?

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  1. constantgamer247
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    constantgamer247 Pourquoi?

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    I'm not a coffee drinker; I don't know how to use a coffee pot really. My friend in high school use to make it in a pot on the stove and I just drink tea (all kinds of tea but mostly back tea w/ milk in it) so I'm very uneducated in this subject.

    However I got to wondering; how strong is it possible to make the coffee, and how do you do it? Is there a limit to how strong the coffee can get?

    I had the idea of doing w/e you do to make strong coffee, more beans/grouns less water; and then taking what ever that makes and putting it back into the coffee machine instead of water (I've seen people use a coffee machine before and it normally involves putting watter into a machine) to make more coffee.

    When I say strong coffee I mean something on par with a good does of amphetamines; something that will make your heart over rev and explode or so you can't calm down for a looooong loooong time.
     


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    Espresso. Lots and lots of shots of espresso.
     
  3. astrangeone

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    I love vietnamese coffee - it's prepared in a french press and sweetened with condensed milk. Oh my god, that stuff is pretty good.
    The strongest coffee I've had was in Malaysia - it was like pure rocket fuel, even with milk and watered down with ice. And holy hell, it probably would have kept me up for days.

    Your idea is probably doable - but it might just taste like *ass*.
     
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    place a bomb in it
     
  5. ComeTurismO

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    put in a lot of coffee beans and sugar. You will be very....................................................................................................................................................................................
    CRAZY
     
  6. Ammako

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    Ah, screw coffee.
    Drink a cup of sugar.
     
  7. Clarky

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    my dad used to know some drivers who would have a regular white coffee mixed together with coca cola, sounds revolting but apparently kept them buzzed while driving
     
  8. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Make regular coffee in a regular coffee maker.
    Immediately pour the coffee into the machine's reservoir. (instead of water)
    Replace used coffee grounds with fresh ones, and brew again.

    Source: A year of working third shift at a convenience store. People knew I would do this with one of our coffee vats, so they always came to me.

    To make it taste better (and possible to drink more quickly) add a scoop of ice cream. Works best with white chocolate macadamia nut.
     
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  9. zygie

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    ^ However overkill that may sound, it will definitely give you very very strong coffee. Haha.

    We have a coffee maker that grinds the beans and all that jazz for a fresh cup of joe, and I usually just put strong coffee beans for a good kick.
     
  10. Janthran

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    You can repeat this over and over, right?
     
  11. constantgamer247
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    constantgamer247 Pourquoi?

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    This could well possibly be the best idea ever!!!!!!1!
     
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    Hell.
    Serve it Turkish style. It has the consistency of mud.
     
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    eat the beans
     
  15. NeoSupaMario

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    How do you make diabolically strong coffee?

    WARNING! BAD JOKE ALERT!
    Easy: Put in some MuscleMilk.
     
  16. Vulpes Abnocto

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    You probably could, but eventually it's going to be thick enough to clog the machine.....and you don't want to have to clean that crap.
     
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    simple take a bowl of coffee and eat that coffe .............simple as that
    2kg should be enough :tpi:
     
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  20. AlanJohn

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    Add around 5-4mg of Cocaine in it.