How do you get banned fron GBAtemp?

[Deleted User]

Sometimes I post something here then a few weeks or months later I think about it, laugh and ask myself "what the fuck was I thinking?"

But I'm still not banned.

So the question is, what kind of dumb shit do you need to do to actually get banned?

 

[trainboy2019]

Breaking the rules.

 

[ThoD]

Exclusively for breaking the rules and even then things aren't really that bad, as you can get off with warnings. After all, with so many shitposters who don't even keep it contained in the EoF are still running rampant with just 3-4 warnings only after so long

 

[smileyhead]

If you do something bad enough (spamming porn and gore for example), you'll get banned immediately. If you only get warnings for the stuff you do, you get banned after 10 warns.

 

[VinsCool]

Easy.

Be a entitled smartass, argue with everyone using ad hominem attacks rather than evidence backing your point, then go play the victim as soon as it gets right back at ya.
Eventually, find your ways to cry over how the Temp is shitty, and insult everyone disagreeing with you.
Once you get suspended a few times, go tell the world how the GBAtemp staff is corrupt, then finally get banned over a post that went too far.

Congratulations! You're banned!

Bonus point: after your ban, be sure to always stack up moments on GBAtemp to tell the world how bad of a community is.
It's well known that a loud minority of bad apples is representative of a community made of 1.000.000 people.
Bonus point 2: be sure to always bash anyone from GBAtemp, no matter how good or bad they are.

 

[Shadowfied]

Be a entitled smartass

I mean, if this was true we'd cut the userbase into like a third of what it is now

 

[VinsCool]

I mean, if this was true we'd cut the userbase into like a third of what it is now

I mean, the kind of entitled smartass who's making themselves hated for their attitude.

 

[MeowMeowMeow]

Sended nudies to admin, though he was a girl.

 

[Subtle Demise]

Post music videos by Passenger of Shit. Or Throbbing Gristle's After Cease to Exist or the Nine Inch Nails movie based on his Broken album.

 

[Adultery77]

Drag your teeth when you blow a staff member.

 

[Deleted User]

Well there hasn't been a staff member confirm this but apparently Vitaminer got banned for posting the Switch Master Key.

He posted the key.. Then got axed.

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Drag your teeth when you blow a staff member.

If you're saying what I think you're saying then that is really fucked up.

 

[ThoD]

If you're saying what I think you're saying then that is really fucked up.

He is, perfect suggestion for his debut on temp, we can expect great things from him

 

[Kioku]

I mean, the kind of entitled smartass who's making themselves hated for their attitude.

Like re-..... Waaaaait a minute..

 

[dAVID_]

Like re-..... Waaaaait a minute..

whos re-?

 

[Tizm]

whos re-?

YA BOB WHO'S THIS RE YOU'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH???

 

[HaloEliteLegend]

I mean, the kind of entitled smartass who's making themselves hated for their attitude.

Thing is, I've never met an entitled smartass I didn't hate for their attitude ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[GamerzHell9137]

fron.

 

[Gizametalman]

Just download Pokemon 3 months before release, and play it onli...
no... wait... that's another kind of ban...

I mean, just get in the news because you got arrested for possesion of Child...
no, wait... got confused... again

Okay, lets try once more.
Shitty jokes?

 

[TheRedfox]

Pretend you're dying and pretending to be a grill while just being a whiny fat male American complaining about gender inequality

 

[dAVID_]

Be an attention seeking troll and pressure a developer until he leaves a project and a hacking scene altogether.